[exo] compliment me; kris/lay; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: Compliment Me (aka Fucking Zhang Yixing)
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the leader, Kris does appreciate that the other members are starting to talk more during interviews, but he doesn't appreciate it when Lay opens his mouth and consequently kills the cool image that he's built for himself. So, Kris thinks up ways to get Lay to

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[specialises]

MY SPOT. because lj is screwed for dessy nods

okay just got on my laptop to post a comment properly. jo. JOOOOOOOO. WHAT IS THIS OMG ;~~~; HOW IS THIS SO HOT AND QURPOEIUROIEPQWU. i can't believe i read this at 1am btw.

“We belong in the same family of useless galloping animals.”
crying but at least luhan is real, yixing.

“You’re so fucking irresponsible,” Yixing chides weakly.
lol and it's a rly good idea to annoy the person who is sucking you off, yixing. all the while fucking his mouth desperately. gjgj.

Yixing grits his teeth and frantically unbuckles Wu Fan’s belt, shoving his hand down the front of Wu Fan’s jeans and palming him.
lmfao at wufan and his inability to speak from this point onwards.

“Can you hurry up and get out? I need to pee.”
CRYING LUHAN, YOUR DONGSAENGS ARE FUCKING AROUND AND YOU'RE TELLING THEM TO HURRY UP? /cries on everything.

“He’s...very talented with his mouth?”crying at how lay manages to twist every single thing that kris says T^T bless xiumin and chen for not being able to hear how inappropriate

[halcyondusk]

cries on you wow why did you read this at 1am u________u and you know this is all your fault? and dessy's fault? omg i just got back and then. hello krislay everywhere.

hdu yixing's real. totally real. he's a magical unicorn i love him

and yixing loves duizhang ok that's the only reason he uh does these things n____n true love true bromance.

(i need more submissive wu fan js. looks at you.)

LU HAN IS IMPATIENT and very easily amused AND MAYBE EVIL idk.

TOLD YOU YIXING'S A MAGICAL UNICORN. twist all the words give them all the wrong meanings yes

(cry nnnglhksgfhnooo i have, in the words of our lovely duizhang talking about yixing's absolutely indecipherable representation of 含情脉脉, RECEIVED A LOT OF DAMAGE.)

here have a heart ♥

[pseudo_shigure]

askfahfjhafhn...
You cheeky monkey unicorn-bunny, Zhang Yixing!

[halcyondusk]

yixing's face gives me life sigh. i stare at it and it makes me giggle and i want to poke his dimple.

anyway. thank you for reading ♥

[mint_whispers]

I actually loved this it was so funny. Cheeky!lay is precious

[halcyondusk]

n_____n sigh i am glad you enjoyed it, and omg yes cheeky yixing is most definitely the best most precious adorable sobs. ty for reading ♥

[anticommute]

You’re the leader, come on, you can handle this.”
HAHAHAH YES OF COURSE

Yixing hides a smile behind his fist, and Lu Han grins widely, eyes twinkling, then he sees Wu Fan’s glare and tries to put on a poker face, to no avail.
LU HAN YOU WOULD

“You’re a deer,” Yixing deadpans, poking Lu Han back. “We belong in the same family of useless galloping animals.”
USELESS GALLOPING ANIMALS but unicorns have horns see

“But ge, aren’t deers real animals?”
TAO YOU L O L

“You know it was only because I was nervous during the first couple of interviews that I didn’t say anything. I couldn’t say anything.”
jsyk i hate you. and the entire next paragraph. yup i hate you. i hate you so much go away no fuck you go away

WOW STOP I CAN'T BREATHE NOW STOP???????

“Okay, you’re not a braggart, you’re quite-very-good in bed, but can you at least-door-lock the door-” sobs quietly

SOBS AT YODSUIOEWJKL

“Just saying, it might be a good idea if you took the fucking out of the only bathroom backstage LOL YES JUST MAYBE

“Well,” Yixing says slowly, grinning

[anticommute]

and he’s good at rapping, um yixing you little liar l o l

[chiharu]

I C YER ICON

[anticommute]

JFC CHIHA GET OUT i need a judging cat :c :c :c

[hennu15]

Bwahaha xD this was awesome, memming 8D

[halcyondusk]

i'm glad you liked it n__n thanks for reading, and the mem!