[exo] miniskirts and thighfuckery; baekhyun/chanyeol; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: Miniskirts and Thighfuckery
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Baekhyun somehow ends up in a white miniskirt. This is obviously because of Chanyeol. Chanyeol thighfucks him. Yep. I am a troll.
Word Count: ~1,000

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[halcyondusk]

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

lmao sobs but no n______n HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING ILU

[halcyondusk]

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

i love sparkles hee :3

LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT i will never unthink emoticon speak now when i think of baekyeol NEVER EVER sobbing lmao /pets your face

DFLKGJSGFHglkhjsflgkhj LOL ever after i saw uhhhh those pics of chanyeol and baekhyun i was just like I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE except ofc no one would write it BUT HERE THROWS IT AT YOU n______n i need them crossdressing. LEGALLY. YES.

CACKLES CHANYEOL BREATHING IN YOUR EAR BEING ALL SEXY SAYING THINGS IN THAT LOW HUSKY VOICE OF HIS ok i'll stop now n_____n

(howaboutyouwritethesequelyesYESYES?) keke n___n

I LOVE YOU TOO

[potaoto]

CLAWINGRLKEGHBFG ATSIGUYHDJFK NOT BREATHDIFNG FUCK F U CK

FUFJKDS !?@#e#rER????

THIS IS SO FCKCUKKING H OT ANNRGRHFBDSDSF

[potaoto]

o but

Chanyeol pulls back to look Baekhyun up and down. “I’d tap that.”

“You’re already tapping it,” Baekhyun mutters
CACKLES

ALSO EMOTES LMFAO I LOVE YOU WAYLT

[halcyondusk]

n_______________n but emotes are the best way to get your emotions across! that's why they're called emotes >:D

ilu too happy birthday darling

[halcyondusk]

I THINK OUT OF THOSE WORDS YOU HAVE ONLY SPELT FIVE OF THEM RIGHT

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[anticommute]

“Beautiful (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧,” Chanyeol mutters,

LET ME QUOTE THIS AS WELL

[halcyondusk]

crying lmao oh you guys

[anticommute]

also i really approve of the thigh fucking and i agree with baekhyun n___________________n

[feixing]

i only have one reaction to this.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

but oh the image of baekhyun in a skirt is extremely lovely. ♥

[halcyondusk]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
sigh.

BAEKHYUN AND CHANYEOL NEED TO CROSSDRESS NOW. i need it like burning.

[airanimechiic]

exo has thus far managed to escape crossdressing. but all male idols will crossdress someday
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[airanimechiic]

shoot what is my html...

[miawee7]

Why is this so hot????!!
And you write so welllllll.
My god, I swear this may be OTP.....
And you just put my bacon in a skirt....and it was sexy....sexy ass bacon...

[halcyondusk]

crying ;AAAA; haha
baekyeol are kind of adorable and their height difference is just too cute :3
SKIRTS. YES. i was cackling when i saw the pics of chanyeol in a skirt and baekhyun in a skirt l-o-l
baekhyun's sexy ass (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧