Evan's an Iceman! And he cometh!

[haldash]

I'm going to motherfuckin' Iceland! I'm gonna beat up eskimos and shit!

*EDIT*
Fuck. Okay, so it turns out there are no Eskimos in Iceland.

I've had a dream for years to meet and beat-up an Eskimo.

Well, I'm still going.

I'm gonna beat up a Puffin!

Comments

[herb_lehman]

Wow! That looks amazing. When are you going?

[haldash]

I'm leaving September 8th for like five days. It's gonna be nippy!

[chrissigrl]

what the hell, Evan, The Llamas weren't enough for you?

Please don't beat up the puffins. You ever seen a puffin in real life? they are small and cute. And also buoyant, like ducks, so don't plan on drowning one either.

I have always very much wanted a puffin for a pet, however, so if you could maybe possibly stick one in your suitcase to bring back...
a few air holes and a cheeto every few days, it should be fine.

[haldash]

I'll see what can be done regarding the Puffin embezzlement.

As a sidenote, they eat Puffins over there--it's totally a delicacy! Maybe I'll bring back some roasted Puffin for everyone. Cuteness = deliciousness!

[dollomite]

Nooooooooo! Can't you wait until I have money again?

C'mon!

[haldash]

I can't wait 'till 2011!!!

When you have money, I will go to Alaska or to Buenos Aires with you. Take your pick and let me know,

[dollomite]

Screw you, I wanna go to Iceland!

[haldash]

Screw you! Maybe if you would stop spending all your money on comedy events and trips to the Pacific Northwest, then you could go to Iceland too!

Seriously, no interest in Buenos Aires? That means "good air" in Spanish. No bad air there. No ma'am.

[kvaennimue]

Iceland is definately cool, the most bizaare landscape anywhere I swear but make sure you plan to tour the coast not just stay in Reykjavik. Its a nice town but there isn't more than a day or twos worth of stuff to do there. Though icelanders are known for their binge drinking. Though I was there in the off season so there could be more to do now there, I wish I'd had time to see the rest of the country.

Absolutely positively go to the blue lagoon, its really nice and oh so relaxing.

[haldash]

Oh, yeah I'm planning on taking some side trips out of the city. Blue Lagoon is on my list! I think you told me you went there before. You'll have to gimme some tips. Did you stay at the hostel?

[beanmonster007]

I bet puffins could break your finger with their beaks. I'd stay away from that shit.

[haldash]

Oh, Annie. So very very beautiful, but so very very negative.

:(

[beanmonster007]

I hope you get eaten by a Bjork-Stork.

[lyssa2me]

hahahahahahahaha. That was great!