How do YOU spell champion?

[haldash]

E-V-A-N. That's friggin' how!

I scored my first goal in my Broomball league last night, leading my team, "Too Fat for Porn" to a season-closing win over arch-rivals "Shit Sandwich."

Yes, you can all learn a lot from me and my winning ways.

Comments

[anonymous]

wooooo, lookatchu!!! That's a pretty large cup there, hoss. And you can NEVER be to fat for porn. -Lizz

[haldash]

You can be too fat for some porn. Everyone is someone's kink!

[herb_lehman]

"Broomball" ?

[haldash]

We run around on ice with sneakers and basically it's hockey, but we play with sticks with small plastic triangles on the end (like brooms without brushes). It's fun.

[herb_lehman]

Wow! You learn something new every day.

[languidetoile]

You are the awesomest Evan!

[haldash]

This is a very poignant truth of our time. Let it be sky-written for the metropolis to see, and scrawled across the urinals of the nation.

[anonymous]

hey Buttface, guess what?? I update my blog more than you do. :O)
lizz