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[half0shadows1]

I have been so ridiculously busy lately. Updating feels so...foreign. And for all of it, I really have nothing to say. I haven't exactly been busy with INTERESTING things. I quit stop and shop though. *celestial voices fill the air as a beautiful golden hue descends from the sky* Rick can't seem to accept it. He keeps asking if maybe I

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[sheebad123]

I give out crowns.

[anonymous]

You should insult everyone who works there before you leave so that if your ever tempted to go back, they'll fend you off with a stick. When can you start collecting your unemployment check?

[anonymous]

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.
At a pet store: 'buy one, get one flea'.
Some music stores are in a CD part of town.
Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang 'Some day my prints will come.'
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
At shoe stores they believe there's dignity in de feet.
Can a piece of antique clothing be uncomfortable? Of corset can.
Their business plan for a flower shop was cut and dried