Smartfood popcorn should be illegal. It's too good. But alas, like most things, it has it's side effects. Like the fact that the cheese congeals on your fingers and forms a layer that smells for at least an hour even after you've washed it off. But it's so delicious. I have skirted the ways of eating Smartfood today, however. I have been ( Read more... )

I love conversations between more than two people in
which no one is paying any attention to each other.  If you read
it carefully, each individual is making perfect sense, but the
conversation collectively is nonsensical because no one is listening to
any one else.

I think this about says it all:

You have just entered room "Chat ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to meeeee, happy birthday to me!

Actually it was yesterday but I was too busy having an awesome birthday to update!

aaaah I'm 17

"She gives him loving that his body can't handle but all he can say is baby it's good to me" -hottest line ever ( Read more... )

This must be what love is.

So I was just in the bathroom ( Read more... )

stole this from Aaron...haha what is it about these things that you just HAVE to know what other people will say ( Read more... )

Well, I am as usual off to an abominable start to the new school year. My extravaganzas in trying to be on time have been nothing but disastrous all week. I guess it was too much to hope for that I might be on time to something of importance. Why should it be different from getting to work? I swear to god, I was THIS *signifies extremely small ( Read more... )

Dearest Clancy, rest in peace ( Read more... )

Blah. Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhh. That's all I have to say about that. Questions? Concerns? I didn't THINK SO. Bitches ( Read more... )