This sure is a thing I did here.

[half_life_wolf]

Have some mindless porn, based on a couple of conversations I've had with urban_anchorite re: Karkat and John and their bedroom relations.

Title: John and Karkat Make a Porno
Fandom: MSPA (Homestuck)
Pairing(s): John/Karkat, Dave/Terezi
Rating: M
Warnings: BDSM porn. John is probably OOC, but he is acting, goddamn it. Acting!!!!
Summary: In which Karkat

Comments

[izelmecatl]

Dear God!! My brain! But it's okay the lulz are very much appreciated!

Also this line: Terezi sits up again, clapping her hands as she grins. "And then they huddled for warmth like dying whiskerbeasts for the rest of the night. The end!" Man, I love the way you write this girl, I really do!

Although I sympathize with poor Dave, my neighbors are fucking loud too! lol Cheap apartments, man!

[half_life_wolf]

<333

Haha, thanks. Terezi is fun as hell to write. This whole thing made me giggle while writing it, so.

[half_life_wolf]

<3

haha! Thanks, bro, that was pretty much what I was going for. Lulz porn is the best porn.

[aleniakalain]

XD Oh Terezi...you vouyeristic adorable little devil! We know you get off of making Dave squirm, just admit it! There's no better way to have the Strider facade near collapse than by reporting the whole ordeal of his best male friend treating his alien boyfriend like a cockslut!

[half_life_wolf]

Ffffft seriously. There is just nothing less cool than that, man. Nothing.

[aleniakalain]

...and now I'm imagining Dave with a twitching eyebrow and slightly crooked sunglasses while he tries to suppress the urge to bang his head against the nearest wall XD

[half_life_wolf]

That is pretty much what he was supposed to be doing through the entirety of this fic. Poor Dave. Being cool all the time is hard. It's hard, and Terezi doesn't understand.

[anonymous]

Wearing a cock ring all night would actually be really dangerous, causing blood clots and possible gangrene and amputation. At least, you know, for a human, and assuming you aren't the Knight of Blood.

Ummm...I really enjoyed the fic, though? I guess I just get worried that stupid people are going to try things they saw on the internet.

[half_life_wolf]

...You are probably right, anon. I should stick that in the disclaimer up there. >.>

[inverts]

what's this?
all of my favourite things in one fanfic?

why yes
yes it is.

X3