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[half_vala]

*has heard whispers of a "silmaril" and knows that it's in the fridge*

*wants to know what everyone is so upset about*

*opens the encyclopedia file on her palm pilot and cross references "silmaril"*

*notices several entries for "Morgoth" come up*

:)

*wonders if that Machiavelli guy was onto something

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[bastard_irmo]

*manifests because HE CAN*

*and is alarmed at the sound of a BEER thief on the loose!*

OI!!

[half_vala]

*shifts nervously* Hi? Just getting some lettuce for, um, my gerbil!

[bastard_irmo]

DON'T. LIE. TO. ME. CHILD.

Now.

Hand it over.

[half_vala]

Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingaboutthebagsays"IceburgLettuce".