This is me ranting, ignore at will.

[half_whole]

Apparently, there are some people here who think me level-headed and patient. And they wouldn't be wrong. I can, for the most part, keep my cool in any situation, however stressing. But sometimes enough is enough. So let me give you a warning: if you don't want this angelic impression of me to shatter into pieces, then stop reading right now

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[adrians_wall]

You'll still be all right for five on Thursday or do you need my PA to sort things out?

[half_whole]

I'll be alright... Doesn't mean I'm not incredibly jealous of you for having a PA.

[the_golden]

You could always staple her to her desk.

[half_whole]

That's what you always say.