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[halfcockedjack1]

A girl told me today that necrophilia is a dying art. I have 5 new belt buckles. One says Rolls Royce and is the Rolls Royce of belt buckles. I am wearing it right now. I read the newest Destroyer book. Remo is dosed with squid derived mind control drugs by the acolytes of Kali. Luckily, he is snapped out of it right before he gets busy with

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[dhampire]

Mmmmm... Gumbo. Delicious Gumbo. You're telling me now, and I will have to wait nearly three weeks for it?! I guess that's all right, as long as it is served.

For the Pinata, if you're thinking of naughty things, but want candy, how about naughty candy?

Squid-derived mind-control drugs? Are Illithids on the move? *eyes the dark recesses warily*

Well...

[halfcockedjack1]

I would tell you that you are being paranoid, but you know that is just what my dark subterranean masters would want you to think.

[megaminokonton]

New rule: Matt is not allowed to type while tired.