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first we make out with my laptop.
then she tries to eat my head and I freak out.
then I stirke a pose in a cool jacket
then get naked...
...really. (ew a double chin, gross.) haha
Then Toni messes up her hair and I'm like d00d wtf?
then we take some sexy pictures...
for a while...
and then while Toni is busy taking pictures of herself, I'm about to sneak a kiss from our new friend Violet.
oh... oh there it goes!
mmm baby...
Then I go moshing... HA GET IT! IT'S A MOSHY PILLOW! HA!... hm.
and... act odd...
and all the while Toni and Violet are getting it on.
So I say, "No ma'am! I'm getting some of this!" and jump in there.
and it was goooood.
Then Toni tries to do her afterparty dance...
but can't keep a straight face...
So she layed back down and landed on my toe. ow.
and then started messing with our feet
and then the camera got all up in my nose...
so I covered it up... and she giggled
then we thought we'd look at the camera for a minute...
.....
then Toni got all emo
like this
but then she did a dance and was okay
and got all sexy on me
but then her dance turned her into a wild child
so I tried floor ballet... eh, it's not fun
so I got on the bed and thought about life
and then Toni and I decided to compare breast sizes
I, of course, won.
so she got all emo again...
and I turned into an evil snake and ate her alive!!!!!!!!
the end