if you're bored..

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2823082

how to bang my wife
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2839048

porntouragehttp://www.ifilm.com/video/2831748

2/9 x 5555555555555555555555.

do it.

So I finally got a sound system goin down in my room so I can listen to my ipod.
My brother gave me a sub woofer...haha.
My parents are going to kill me.
My room is already shaking.

Friday-Sunday = RI
Monday-Thursday = Mitch!
April 11th = Placebo
April 13th-15th = TU/MD

finally, a life!

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emptied out my camera. this is what i found.

( sha la la la don't be shy )

lol. sick. http://www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

( today. )

It's this fat lard's birthday today.


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