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[nera_fiore]

Title: Chicago-Style: 50 Themes and Sentences on the Life and Times of a Straight-Edge Wrestler and the Boy Jew Wonder
Author: nera_fiore
Pairing: CM Punk/Colt Cabana
Fandom: Professional wrestling (WWE and Ring of Honor)
Rating: PG-R
Theme set: Alpha
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't own
Summary: Title says it all. Written for the 1sentence challenge community :) Also,

Comments

[sarisynn]

D'awwwww, that was SO sweet. I love it. My favorites were #9, #25, and #40, but they were all really cute. I like how there was variety, some of them were silly and some of them were sweet and some were a little angsty.

Are you gonna watch the ball drop in Times Square on New Years and be sad? Because I think that's what I'm gonna end up doing.

[nera_fiore]

Yeah, that's probably what I'm going to do. I'm going to do it with the other Amanda though. She invited me to some bigass party with balloons. At any rate, here's hoping I remember some of it...

but, back to the fic! :D tee heeeee... I love them. I think it's crazy though that you like three that I don't particularly care for. I mean, I don't think they're bad - obviously - I've changed a few that I thought were bad before I posted - but...hmmm. Especially the phone one. It's lulzy but it does't seem to stand out in my mind XD -- my favorites are: #8 and #19.

EDIT: oh, and #12 because it just reminds me of me and you at the Museum of Sex XD and it came out so...perfectly XD

[nera_fiore]

-Haha, I don't like Punk (I met him, and my story is like everyone else's), to be honest. But...I love the love he has for Colt. And since I /do/ love Colt, I respect his relationship with Punk, and I love watching them interact because it's just so stinkin' cute. So, while I cannot say that I agree that he's sexy in any way, shape, or form, I can say thank you! :D I mean. He'd never admit that he was blushing. But he would. And Colt would've totally got a box of chocolates for him...if nothing else, as a gag. Awesome.

-Colt :) Punk has a Sidekick. I know that Punk has a Sidekick because every time he's on the podcast (like, weekly) the Sidekick gets its own shout out, usually, lol. But yeah. The Blackberry is Colt's all the way.

-In bed as in, in his sleep? Or like, during sex? Either way, I'm sure it's happened. I'm a little more partial to it being said in his sleep though. UBER!INNOCENT!COLTON! <333

[nera_fiore]

-He called me snot for no reason. It was like, really ignorant. I know he's talked about how he hates when fans bother him, but like... when I met him, it was at a closed meet'n'greet. You had to have tickets to be there. And he was just being a general cock to people. He was ignoring fans and texting/talking on his phone and stuff. And I said to him, "can I ask you a question?" and his response was, "you just did." So I was like "ah, nevermind..." y'know, just trying to let it go... but the motherfucker comes right back to me. He's like "what? you wanna talk? go ahead, speak! Don't be a snot to me!" and like, Luke Gallows is there and laughing, and Punk's like "ha, this girl is such a snot" so... yeah I told him to go to hell. And I hope he does. Ughhhhhh

[nera_fiore]

Oh you know, we can start with #15, sure XD I prefer to start with #8 because I'm pretty sure that their love is so obvious to every other professional wrestler...ever. And they just don't say anything, but yes, #15! That "Hello-I've-missed-you-quite-terribly" hug upon return :) And Punk won't admit it, because, if you haven't noticed, he doesn't admit much in the mush realm, but you know he enjoys it. Furrow browed and all. He doesn't like to be touched, but with Colt? Well. It's a little different

[neonaxelgrease]

1) It reminds me of the RP. Which means I'm okay

4) This stands out a lot to me. Because I've said it before, CM Punk's soul is Colt Cabana, and to see him upset like that's really powerful.

7) The bluuuuuuuuuush <3 And the stuffed monkey strikes! Only Colt Cabana... (I hope it's the one that when you press it's hand, it sings 'Hooked on a Feeling', to be honest

[nera_fiore]

1) :D yes. The idea came from the RP too, heheh. Cause I mean, it's not like Punk's going to go out of his way to make Colt comfortable, and that's pretty much all Colt does for Punk in the off-season, so for them to just be themselves --that is, comfortable--- around each other? That's important. Eeee

[jovi_diva]

Favourites: 9, 19, 25, 26, 35, 36 FORTY...RAWR! 48...FUNNY as well as 49...freaking awesome!! :D Awwww...50!

Those were all great really! nicely done for sure!

[nera_fiore]

Aw thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I just love these two and this was a really interesting challenge to do. I'm hoping to do a different set and shake up the fandom a bit with some Kevin Steen/El Generico, and we'll see how well THAT goes over but... these two? Colt and Punk? Are just wonderful!

I'm so glad that 19 was one of your favorites! I was cracking up when I wrote it because it just pieced itself together to perfectly for the silliness. And yes, Colt turns into Mr. Butterfingers when Punk calls, heheh. 25, 26, 35, and 36 were all just fun to write! It proves that you can have some legit slash with some legit fun all at the same time, really. And yeah, the infamous 40 :D Colt's so innocent. Well. He was. And then yeah, 48 with him just kidding around? I love it. You know he'd totally do that! Heheheh.

Thank you so much once again for this review! I appreciate it!