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[halgitamilf]

Edward, I require your powerful muscles.

Comments

[Goroh]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Lady, I got all the muscles you need. What's the problem? Got a sink in need of fixing? Cabinets to put up? I'm your man.

[Svala :|]

[halgitamilf]

I am moving.

[.., wat. /headdesk]

[moonlightoutlaw]

Ah. Some real heavy lifting. And what about afterward?

i don't know but it's great

[halgitamilf]

I beg your pardon?

[vermified]

My lady?

[halgitamilf]

I have found a house. [And Sigmund will like it and he will be happy when he gets back.]

[vermified]

[OMG.] ...That is most fortunate!

[halgitamilf]

Yes. [She licked it so nobody can claim it okay. It's theirs now.

...okay so she didn't like it, she just took the key and locked the front door.]

I think Sigmund will appreciate having more room.

[Voice]

[pileof_ashes]

[...She was about to open her mouth and ask why Svala was asking for her dear brother before she remembered that there were a gazillion Edwards in Luceti.]

Maybe you should specify which Edward you're summoning next time.

[Voice]

[halgitamilf]

[Svala is about to ask what the heck she is talking about when- oh yeah. That's right.]

...ah. My apologies. Repeating names are very uncommon in my world.

[Voice]

[pileof_ashes]

It's all right. I just find it hilarious to see "Edward" and "muscles" together in one sentence.

[Voice]

[halgitamilf]

I suppose you are familiar with an Edward that does not have the same penchant for strengthening his body.

[heteropennae]

Oh my...

[halgitamilf]

Yes. He is quite strong.

[heteropennae]

Just how strong is he?

[halgitamilf]

Oh, quite. He trains himself rather diligently, you see.

[melodiesoflute]

...I take it that you are requesting another Edward.

[halgitamilf]

Yes, my apologies. We do not have reoccurring names in my world, it did not occur to me I would need to specify.

[melodiesoflute]

No reoccurring names? I take it that your realm is quite...small.

[halgitamilf]

I do not think it small.