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[halieknife]

Confession time

Comments

[endersgame3]

bwahahaha! i too, have been nosy about other peoples purchases. its rather hilarious when they are things like that. maybe the motor oil is involved in some kinky weird fantasy of his way. hes going to check the "oil" levels with his "dip stick" later tonight!

[halieknife]

Haha! The true beauty of this scenario is that the double entendres such as that are virtually limitless!

[lacrosseboy]

I think the motor oil and condoms were just a "beard," if you will... a little something to man-up the purchase. I mean, can someone who's buying THAT many candles and CALGON be hetero? ;)

[halieknife]

I think you're on to something here. I think he should just embrace his true self and stop hiding behind the dark mask of Pennzoil.

That's what a ninja would do.

[lacrosseboy]

Be careful, Miss Halie!

If a ninja had caught you eyeing the products in his basket, he would've totally flipped out and cut your head off... and probably the heads of a few people around you for good measure, as well.

[halieknife]

Ooh, a good point. I'll heed this advice. Fortunately for all of us, I think that Ninjas prefer the self check out!

[roundhousekick]

I worked as a cashier in college, and one time these two guys from my school were in line, and they were buying candles and strawberries. I was thinking, gee, what will you two fellas be up to tonight? How hilarious though. I like to do that myself, plus read the tabloid headlines.

[halieknife]

I hope you gave them a hearty raised eyebrow!

I like the tabloid headlines as well. Especially the really bizzare ones like "700lb Woman Births Alien!"

[roundhousekick]

These were two physician's assistant students, Rob and Dean, but my friends and I called them Rob and Fab :P

[halieknife]

Haha!!

[the_bare_wolf]

Maybe he was thinking OIL for a body rub and just didn't think of any other kind other then motor oil...forgettin about baby oil. Besdies the motor oil is cheaper..and yuo can see where it has been.

motor oil as body lube

[pippi_az]

smells better than skin so soft

Re: motor oil as body lube

[halieknife]

Haha!

Its funny because its true...

[halieknife]

I suppose it has its advantages...you'll have to give it a spin and let me know how it works out for you!

[shewillbetray]

this is by far the best thing i have read all day...

[halieknife]

Thank you! :)

[shewillbetray]

i've added you as a friend... i hope you don't mind!

[halieknife]

Oh, of course I don't mind. I have to admit that I'm a bit confused, though!