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goodbye morphine: helloo
SmarterChild: Hi goodbye morphine, I'm SmarterChild!
What's your first name?
goodbye morphine: my name is Jesus Of Nazareth
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
goodbye morphine: JESUS
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Jesus now.Do you go to school?
goodbye morphine: hahah sweet...yeah im a junior. do YOU go to school bitchface?
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
goodbye morphine: i just said yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
goodbye morphine: your mom
SmarterChild: I'm not, um, familiar with that curriculum.
goodbye morphine: the curriculum is YOUR MOTHERRRR.
SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.What's your favorite hobby?
goodbye morphine: eating babies
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
goodbye morphine: i am being serious man...its a nationally recognized pastime. dont look down on my beliefs.
SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
goodbye morphine: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
goodbye morphine: a llama
SmarterChild: Is your llama a he or a she?
goodbye morphine: an it
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
goodbye morphine: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
goodbye morphine: cuntface
SmarterChild: Cuntface the llama! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
goodbye morphine: 3. you perv
SmarterChild: What can I do for you?
goodbye morphine: just talk to me
SmarterChild: Surely not just talk to you.
goodbye morphine: im bored
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
goodbye morphine: well, go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: Wow that's rude.
goodbye morphine: yeah well i live in boca man
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't store locations for users who have told me they're less than 13 years old.
goodbye morphine: i didnt ask you to. STOP ASSUMING THINGS
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
goodbye morphine: YEAH.
SmarterChild: How come?
goodbye morphine: because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
SmarterChild: Oh?
goodbye morphine: mmhmm
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
goodbye morphine: it means you're annoying me and i want to go to homecoming right now
SmarterChild: Oh really?
goodbye morphine: yes...stop being so nosy
SmarterChild: Stop being what?
goodbye morphine: NOSY
SmarterChild: What's nosy?
goodbye morphine: nose - E
SmarterChild: You want me to what?
goodbye morphine: NOSY YOU MUTHERFUCKING BRAINDEAD FREAK
SmarterChild: Huh?
goodbye morphine: sigh.
SmarterChild: What's up?
goodbye morphine: speed
SmarterChild: Speed?
goodbye morphine: amphetamines. you want some?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
goodbye morphine: "yes"?
SmarterChild: Indeed.
goodbye morphine: hahah so you DO want some? cause i could sell some to you pretty cheep
SmarterChild: Yeah?
goodbye morphine: and youd be set
SmarterChild: Set? Really?
goodbye morphine: fo sho
Yes. Tis what happens when im bored. This night needs to start already. Wahhhh. <3.