Midsummer magic - the real stuff

Jun 24, 2010 17:41

For the busy single the quickest way of performing a spell is to go out at midnight and gather seven different types of flower. Place them beneath your pillow, and you shall dream about your future husband. Important: once you have gathered the flowers you aren’t allowed to speak. Some sources say that it’s not seven flowers but nine different ( Read more... )

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nelyo_russandol June 24 2010, 14:54:43 UTC
1. Equality is a must. If women must go stark naked, so must men

2. What happens if one does not have access to a flaxen-haired beauty? Is he supposed to wear a wig, dye his hair or does the spell work with blue-eyed dark men as well.

3. All male Finns I have known always carried a litlle bottle of blister-inducing stuff. Now, at last I understand it was for magical and/or therapeutical reasons! Once upon a time, one of them, a tall, amazing Glorfindel called Kari began the ceremony you describe (as per 1.) in a nightclub and got kicked out when his shirt was thrown happily into the air. Brit bouncers obviously did not appreciate the rituals of midsummer, though the audience seemed rather interested in the proceedings. Before you ask, this was a looong time ago, when wild horses could just about drag me into a nightclub.

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hallbera June 24 2010, 15:46:48 UTC
1. Equality is a must. If women must go stark naked, so must men

Hear, hear!

2. What happens if one does not have access to a flaxen-haired beauty? Is he supposed to wear a wig, dye his hair or does the spell work with blue-eyed dark men as well.

I think the most important bit is the merrymaking, hair colour is optional.

3. All male Finns I have known always carried a litlle bottle of blister-inducing stuff. Now, at last I understand it was for magical and/or therapeutical reasons!

*whistles* Yes, that's it. Therapeutical reasons. Absolutely.

Once upon a time, one of them, a tall, amazing Glorfindel called Kari began the ceremony you describe (as per 1.) in a nightclub and got kicked out when his shirt was thrown happily into the air. Brit bouncers obviously did not appreciate the rituals of midsummer, though the audience seemed rather interested in the proceedings. Before you ask, this was a looong time ago, when wild horses could just about drag me into a nightclub.What happened to cultural sensitivity? We should just learn ( ... )

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nelyo_russandol June 24 2010, 16:14:52 UTC
What if that young man never found a wife? So, so sad.
I bet he did. He looked stunning, had a good job and a new car. He must have pulled even if the ritual was sabotaged. Saying that, when he was sober he was a brat.

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hallbera June 24 2010, 16:56:34 UTC
Oh, damn. So I guess if I want to score a husband I need to get naked in public? I've ever only tried the flower-gathering stuff where you don't have to strip.

Bummer. Usually the more I cover the better I look.

There's a barley field not that far away...

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pandemonium_213 June 24 2010, 17:12:47 UTC
A quick drive-by of a post (must hightail it back to the Turret) but...

I do hope you find some means to incorporate these rituals into your fan fiction. :^D

And this...

If the field is triangular there’s no need to risk having vegetable matter where it shouldn’t be, simply walk around it three times and the ghost of the man meant for you should appear. Oh, and this should be done stark naked. Again.

...nearly caused seriously Pollocking of my monitor as I finished my lunch. Chewed mattar paneer would have made for an interesting design.

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hallbera June 25 2010, 17:37:44 UTC
I do hope you find some means to incorporate these rituals into your fan fiction. :^D

Hmmm.. I does lend a certain weight to the drama when the characters spontaneously rid themselves of their clothes and proceed to roll in the grass :P

Loving the icon, btw.

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