Got a panic call from mom today--Chessie was coming up to the living room, but was howling and dragging herself by her front legs. She got to the coffee table and plopped down, but was in obvious pain and couldn't move her back legs or her tail. Her eyes were dilated and she wasn't "seeing" well either. I scrambled to get my bag at the office and ( Read more... )

LMAO

I am staying in a motel right now... and there IS a store next door selling buzzsaw hand extensions...

Ask me on a different day, and I bet you’ll get different answers…
Procured from Froofie!

Pick one (ONLY ONE) song for each of the following, without repeating an artist or song... Bedtime: “Sister Moon” - Sting ( Read more... )

Use your imagination on this one.

On the way to work this morning, the guy behind me was drinking cranberry juice out of a bottle. No big whoo, right?
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The toner light has been on all day on the fax machine. Since we didn't have any replacement cartridges, I removed the one inside the machine and shook it, so it was fine and printing well ( Read more... )

Of all the memes out there, finally one with local relevance...


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I nearly spewed dietCoke out my nose when I saw this.
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