If Your Friend Was Infected By A Zombie; Would You Kill Them?

Jul 14, 2003 15:24

Well, would you? I probably wouldn't. But I sure as hell wouldn't stay in the same room with the poor infected bastard. The way I see it, if your stupid enough to get bit -- you deserve to spend the rest of eternity wandering the earth as a zombie ( Read more... )

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redivivus_fate July 15 2003, 14:36:36 UTC
That's a tough call.

If there was absolutely no way to cure them, I think I'd probably kill them to put them out of their misery and to prevent them from killing me.

I cannot even count how many times I have seen a movie where a person doesn't have the guts to kill his/her zombified friend and in the end their hesitation leads to their own demise.

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hallowicked July 15 2003, 16:10:55 UTC
I probably wouldn't do it until it was positively the last moment. Like in Dawn of the Dead when Roger sits up and is all zombiefied from getting bit in the leg and forearm during an attempt to fortify the Monroeville Mall.

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I agree. ravenxephyr July 16 2003, 08:24:10 UTC
The zombie friend is already dead, so you might as well try to get rid of him/her for good. Unless you want to roam the nights looking for fresh meat with them. If that's your idea of a good time, hey, I'm not stopping you.

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zombie kids rule! firecrow July 15 2003, 15:12:42 UTC
I'd be a zombie with them! Zombies rule. Their love for brains is unmatched by any other supernatural creature.

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Re: zombie kids rule! hallowicked July 15 2003, 16:21:20 UTC
If you were a zombie and were willing to be some sort of translator for the living and the living dead, and we could all live in peace and equality..That'd be pretty tight. But if not, I'm going to be spraying the AK.

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tonydanzaslap July 15 2003, 22:42:02 UTC
i dont think i could gather myself enough to do away with one of my friends. i would try to contain them the best i could in hopes of finding a cure or something. in the end, they would probably starve to death if no cure was in sight, that or i keep feeding them road kill.
who knows?

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Awr. ravenxephyr July 16 2003, 08:25:45 UTC
That was probably the nicest response ever. Now I know what to do if I turn into a zombie.

Mmmmm....roadkill.....*drools*

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Re: Awr. hallowicked July 16 2003, 21:04:39 UTC
I prefer week old pregnant female deer. Its kind of like meat ravioli. With maggot mass and blowflies.

Whoo hoo.

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Hey you. enchantedbedlam July 16 2003, 23:16:38 UTC
Stick your finger in the maggot mass.

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A thoughtful slacker reply. enchantedbedlam July 16 2003, 23:14:47 UTC
I think that I agree with Sarah on this one. The person/friend is already dead, so I think I would have to make sure they're REALLY dead. But I wouldn't do it like, physically. I would run really fast towards a great ravine and jump on a rope like Shezan and swing wildly across the huge gaping maw of demise. But, my fat ass is not yet strong enough to hold myself up, so I would probably go plummeting to the ground in a satisfying *smack* that would have all the horror-groupies pissing their pants in hilarity and raucous rounds of applause at my expense.

But at least I wouldn't have killed my friend. And that, I guess, is all that matters.

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Dude. Wait. ravenxephyr July 17 2003, 08:08:27 UTC
If I was a zombie, and I was chasing after you because of my newly found desire for brains, I would hope that I was still freshly dead enough to have some kind of human thought capabilities, so I could be like, "Wait, that's my friend. I don't want to eat her brains." You know what I mean? Or am I just thinking way too hard about this?

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Re: Dude. Wait. enchantedbedlam July 18 2003, 12:28:53 UTC
I think that would be very thoughtful and nice of you to ponder that. BUT in every zombie movie I've ever seen, friendship matters not. What matters is, "Brains, braaaaains, BRRRRRAAAAAAAINNNNS." I've often said that it's so terribly sad how easily zombies turn. You should never turn your back on a friend like that, you know?

I think it's time for the Care Bears to pay a visit to the Zombies of the world. Friendship Bear would most definitely be appalled.

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Re: Dude. Wait. hallowicked July 19 2003, 11:25:55 UTC
That would be quite the abbomination.
I think Friendship Bear would end up a zombie Carebear before the day was through

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