see here for contexta rhinocerous??? um, thanks. *grin* i can't believe you remember me from the info mtg. tho then again, i remember you from then. so i guess it's not that weird ( Read more... )

for lunch, i had a waiter who looked and dressed like an azn pirate. i tipped him extra cause my sister thought he looked cute. i've decided that i want my leg amputated off.

my dog snores. that is fucking hilarious. percoset is having no effect on me and i'm trying to get more. my left leg looks funny with all the bloodied bandages around it. i convinced my mom to not help me bathe + wash my hair tonite. another incident where i manage to keep my parents in the dark about my tattoo. i know, ridiculous right? i' ( Read more... )

LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK! LAST DAY AT WORK!
drinks! lots of drinks! let the 3-day drunkeness begin.

(no, i probably won't be drunk for 3 days. but it's fun to think.)

YAY! sherlock's NOT getting put to sleep afterall! yay! drinks all around tonite!

we're putting sherlock to sleep. a couple weeks ago, he developed this weird looking rash that turned out not to be a rash after all. turns out he has a chronic skin disease of somesort. anyway, it had reached the muscle level and needed to be removed. then other things kept happening to him. bodily waste was coming out from his wound and then ( Read more... )

i woke up this morning full of energy and ambition. a first in a long time. i woke up a few times only to go back to sleep. brushed my teeth and wash my face. read for awhile. took another nap. and then finally got out of bed for the last time ( Read more... )

last few days i've been feeling like shit. it'd probably help if i ate something in the morning but all i can manage to make is a cup of tea. when i got to work this morning i still felt like i was going to vomit so i told my boss and he told me to take the day off. score. and then in my over-exuberance i decided i was going to walk home from ( Read more... )

keely and i totally rock. not only did we clean the kitchen and the living room, we fucking fixed the garbage disposal. we did some research first and realized we needed to replace the shredder mounting bolt that attaches the shredder plate or whatever. anyways. we win at life ( Read more... )

update: completely tore my ACL. i'm out for the season.