Diet? What f'ing diet?

[haloskitten]

I was told my balanced diet was not good for me. I was TOLD to eat kebabs, put cheese on everything, and to eat more chocolate! WHAT IS GOING ON! I'M REALLY CONFUSED

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[misterfallen]

I'm utterly mystified as to why you think this would somehow cause me to have a heart attack.

[haloskitten]

Mister 'I-work-out-all-the-time-and-eat-healthily' Fallen :P

[misterfallen]

Nope. Not following you. Unless you think I'm going to be all jealous and pissy because you've dropped a load of weight, which I wouldn't be: I'd either be happy for you, or concerned for your health.

[haloskitten]

I think you have the wrong end of the stick, I wasnt trying to imply anything, I was just making a little joke because you're the person who most looks after their apperance that I know. No offence meant.