Last year, I captioned an episode of this MTV pseudo-reality series called "Engaged And Underage", about this young Christian couple that was getting married and were gonna fuck for the first time, and the groom had an overbearing mother with whom he had a creepy co-dependent relationship that hovered freakishly close to incest ( Read more... )

I found the Myspace profile for the girl I liked in second grade, who moved away at the end of that year.

And now we're talking 'n' stuff.

That's weird.

She's kinda hot.

The Lynyrd Skynyrd song "That's How I Like It" is about redneck pride, and it includes the line "you won't find me online".

Therefore, I think it's funny that Lynyrd Skynyrd has an official website.

Reminder:

Big Tobacco
with Primal Bias and the Five Dudes
TOMORROW, Saturday, April 1
10:30 p.m.
$8
BYOB
free 40s for people who come early

!!!

It has come to my attention that the first several people to arrive at my show on Saturday will receive free 40s.

Now will you go?

Can someone who has my phone number do me a favor?

At 12:30 p.m. on Sunday, I need someone to send me this as a text message:

bcMR Y

I'll know what it means, and it'll help me out a lot.

Thanks.

My life's different ( Read more... )

I'm drunk and I need to go watch the movie Beat Girl while it still seems right.

It won't make any sense to me once I've sobered up even slightly.

Finally got full-time employment.

Starting on Monday, I'm doing closed captioning for MTV.

I want to move, as of April 1.

If you want to get an apartment with me, or someone you know is looking for an apartment, or you have an opening, please let me know.

Thanks.

Seriously.

I need to move.