If he touches her one more time I'm going to fucking kill him. Oh look, it's such a nice day.

Will not kill Gelmir.
Will not kill Gelmir.
Will not kill Gelmir.
Will not kill Gelmir.

WILL, however, have to have a firm word with him at some point about the high possibility of him losing the next hand he places on my lady.

( ...muttering to myself... )

Hmmm. I don't think Hanild likes me very much. Am not surprised, really. This is tougher than I thought it would be ( Read more... )

Mandos Release Form, 3A

NAME: Háma
SPECIES: Man (Rohirrim)
PATRON VALAR (if any): Bema
DESCRIBE DEATH (include link if applicable): I've been here so long I can't honestly remember which of my recent deaths was the last REAL one, but in the movie a warg bit my face off.

MARITAL STATUS:[ ] single ( Read more... )

OW OW OW OW OW--

O.O

@.@

x.x

My life is pain. OH wOe iS Me. But hey, Jade's back! ididntjusthaveanervousbreakdownonheroranything.

*mound of Mandos paperwork shifts slightly*

*squashed* MRRRPGGGHHHHFFFF.

Is it my face? Or the way I scream? Come on, tell me. Ugh. Fangirls to the left of me, Ancalime and her Amazing Trained Tits to the right, that creepy Haleth kid is lurking around here somewhere, and then there's this idiot getting his fool self killed way too early in the movie:


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...back up. I have a son kid...?!

For one, where did I get a son?
For two, why did he have a girl's name?
For three, WHY THE FUCK DID GAMLING GET ALL MY LINES?!

I'd kick his ass if he had a journal. And if I wasn't dead. Ancalime, where is my paperwork?!