so yesterday i went to my first ever pride parade. there were nearly half a million people in attendance. i actually marched in the parade, with the alcoholics anonymous contingent. it was fun ( Read more... )

i wish i were a lesbian
lesbians are so cool
they'll mend your fence
and pitch your tents
and drive the kids to school

START AGAINrain falls hard down here on me below ( Read more... )

GREENgreen green green green ( Read more... )

MANHUNT/CUNTi spend all my free time ( Read more... )

PAYBACKwell i took a chance on a two-bit romance ( Read more... )

you were so good to me
but i had to set you free
i never knew it could hurt so bad
just sitting around and thinking about the good times we had

BUY ME SOME DRUGSit's a long story don't you know ( Read more... )

ODE TO BEING A STRIPPER

The thing about being a stripper is
It feels so good inside
At the end of the night when you put on your shoes
And the laces are finally tied.

STRIPPER'S PARADISELots of money ( Read more... )