-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 01 --

[hamburellakind]

hey so i don’t see pesterchum on here so i guess this is just going out in general
anybody around? i think i lost rose and maybe also myself since i don’t know where the fuck i am
this isn’t a castle is it
come onnnnnnnn

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[forevercapslock]

SO YOU'VE FINALLY GRACED US WITH YOUR PRESENCE, EGBERT.
YOU ARE THE TARDIEST FUCKING PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN IN MY LIFE. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE GAMZEE HAS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOD DAMNED BITE-BUG.

[forevercapslock]

MOST OF US.
EXCEPT YOUR MAN LUSUS.

[hamburellakind]

yeah...
jade's here
are dave and rose here too?
are all you troll-guys here?

[forevercapslock]

STRIDER AND LALONDE AREN'T HERE NOW, THOUGH I'VE SEEN BOTH OF THEM HERE.
MOST OF US "TROLL-GUYS"--SINCE SAYING "TROLLS" BY ITSELF WOULD JUST BE SILLY--ARE HERE. OR AT LEAST WE WERE LAST TIME I CHECKED, BUT THERE ARE A COUPLE I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN AWHILE.

[hamburellakind]

hey man
i reserve the right to call us human-guys
and okay, well, i'll keep an eye out for you guys
let me know if rose or dave show up and i somehow miss it
i didn't realize until i got here but i somehow have no other computers on me
i feel kind of naked

[forevercapslock]

YOU CAN GET ANOTHER ONE IF YOU NEED ONE.

[hamburellakind]

oh good
i'll get on that
you know
...again

[forevercapslock]

HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC CLOSETS?

[hamburellakind]

uh
no
no they have not

[forevercapslock]

OKAY, IMAGINE AN ALCHEMITER WITHOUT PUNCH CARDS, IN THE SHAPE OF A CLOSET, THAT YOU DON'T NEED GRIST FOR.
THAT IS ESSENTIALLY WHAT THE CLOSETS HERE ARE.

[hamburellakind]

that
sounds
amazing
and also a little unlikely
don't troll me, bro

[forevercapslock]

I'M NOT TROLLING YOU. I THINK WE HAVE MOVED BEYOND THAT STAGE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

[hamburellakind]

[Hang on he's totally trying it.]

dude
dude
i have so many hammers now

[forevercapslock]

WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM FOR YOU.

[hamburellakind]

thank you
i will share this joy with you
the joy of hammers
come here
let me show you my hammers

[forevercapslock]

...ARE YOU THREATENING ME, EGBERT?