-- ectoBiologist [EB] (accidentally) began pestering entranceway 05 -- [Video]

[hamburellakind]

[So someone's getting pretty into music now. For no particular reason. Specifically this music. It's good stuff to practice his windy thing too. By dancing. Aaaand singing along.]

What you gon' do with all that junk

Comments

text;

[forevercapslock]

JOHN. IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND PROJECTILE VOMIT PURE, SEARING HATRED ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING PAJAMAS.

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

[John freezes, embarrassed, and immediately switches to text because LOL HE DOESN'T WANT KARKAT TO KNOW HE'S EMBARRASSED.]

that sounds like a troll hate come-on
maybe i should stop just so you won't voyeur on me

[forevercapslock]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR FUCKING COMM DEVICE SO THAT IT DOESN'T RECORD AND BROADCAST YOU DOING EMBARRASSING AND LUDICROUS THINGS.

[hamburellakind]

that was only embarrassing for you
because you wanted on that
you wanted on the hate train
or something
whatever it is that you guys would say about wanting to hate and also bang people
not that i'm a homosexual

[forevercapslock]

I AM WATCHING YOU FLOUNDER LIKE YOU FUCKING HAD ALL YOUR LIMBS CHOPPED OFF, AND WHILE I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE YOUR STUPID HUMAN LAUGHING NOISES ABOUT IT, I'M FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT PITY.
WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF CALIGINOUS ROMANCE, YOU FUCKING MORON.
AND STOP SAYING YOU'RE NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, THAT IS NOT EVEN A FUCKING REAL THING. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT THAT YOUR DUMB RACE MADE UP.

[hamburellakind]

whoa
whoa
so if it's the opposite
did i turn you on in the more romantic way?
well damn
not what i was going for but there we are
i'm just gonna heterosexually rock your world

[forevercapslock]

I'M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, EGBERT.
MY POOR GASTRIC SYSTEM CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF EITHER YOUR IGNORANCE OR YOUR INSISTENCE ON COMPARING TROLL *ANYTHING* TO HUMAN *ANYTHING* AND EXPECTING THEM TO BE AT ALL ANALOGOUS.

[hamburellakind]

why can't it be analogous
i thought you liked me karkat!

[forevercapslock]

YES, DISEASE CALLED FRIENDSHIP, BLUH BLUH, WHATEVER.
JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP YOUR COMM DEVICE UNDER CONTROL.

[hamburellakind]

okay
i'll take that deal
bluh bluh

[forevercapslock]

--- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling [EB] --