-- ectoBiologist [EB] (accidentally) began pestering entranceway 05 -- [Video]

[hamburellakind]

[So someone's getting pretty into music now. For no particular reason. Specifically this music. It's good stuff to practice his windy thing too. By dancing. Aaaand singing along.]

What you gon' do with all that junk

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[aquarium_tipper]

[It's like a train wreck - SOLLUX JUST CAN'T.LOOK.AWAY.]

why are you
ju2t 2top iit you're hurtiing everyone. ii am ba2iically 2peakiing for everyone for the good of them.

uhh are you 2eriiou2ly 2iingiing about your buldge?? cuz ii thiink that ii2 what ii am heariing omg.

[aquarium_tipper]

don't try two confu2e me by beiing a defiiniite and iindefiiniite artiicle at the 2ame tiime.
eiither way you are 2tiill john human.
the one who couldn't fuckiing fiigure out how two hack the jetpack.

[hamburellakind]

hey
i'm not that good with computers, okay?
there, i said it

[aquarium_tipper]

uhh
apology accepted ii gue22??
look at iit thii2 way you'll never be a2 2ucky a2 kk.

[hamburellakind]

is he really that bad?
hehehe

[aquarium_tipper]

oh GOD
he ii2 the ab2olute wor2t.
liike hii2 2tuff ii2 the proverbiial hiive of 2tiick2 that ju2t fall2 over before the feral barkbea2t 2hows up two cull iit.
beecau2e iit know2 when two fuckiing re2pect.

[hamburellakind]

uh
i have no clue what that means!
but i think i get the general idea
i think you might be a little harsh there, though
...although maybe this is just another troll thing i don't quite get

[aquarium_tipper]

don't you have morniing tiime 2toriie2 for tiiny human2??
or
niighttiime ii gue22.
how do you wake up knowiing that your 2peciie2 ii2 2o underpriiviileged?

[hamburellakind]

you mean before you go to sleep?
uh, yeah
but i don't think i've heard that story
and i'm not sure what it has to do with being underprivileged???

[cull_means_care]

Sollux, you don't )(ave to worry
Jo)(n and I are friends
T)(oug)( it's very sweet of you to come to my defence like t)(at

[aquarium_tipper]

[MORTIFIED HORRORTERROR MODE GO /o/]

oh 2hiiiiiiiit!!!!!
ii diidn't thiink you would 2ee thii2.
iit wa2 ju2t what anyone would do nothiing 2peciial.
maybe ii 2hould have done 2omethiing more.
cuz you de2erve iit and all.
2orry ii'm 2tartiing two ramble ii don't know what ii2 wrong wiith me.
be2iide2 liike everythiing.

[cull_means_care]

T)(ere's not)(ing wrong wit)( you, Sollux.
And I'm not s)(ore it's w)(at just anyone would do.
Plus you )(andled it wit)( a lot more dignity t)(an a certain ot)(er sea troll would )(ave
But you reelly don't need to do anyt)(ing more
I know Jo)(n didn't mean any )(arm

[cull_means_care]

Jo)(n?
W)(y are you and Sollux talking about my lumps?

[Hi, Fef has come to troll in the legit sense]

[hamburellakind]

uh
we didn't mean to!
it was a big misunderstanding!

[cull_means_care]

O)(?
Because t)(at looked like a very intentional mention of my lumps up t)(ere
In a bid to s)(ow Sollux )(ow )(uman females aren't so different.

[hamburellakind]

well
yes
there was that
but it wasn't like i was specifically talking about you
just
that you have lumps
i guess?
um
this isn't working
i'm sorry