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[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

[This causes Dave to pause. Cake + John = WTF in his brain for some reason. He'll roll with it, though.]

dude calm your tits

[hamburellakind]

TITS
I DON'T HAVE TITS
HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY
FUCKING
HILARIOUS
DAVE COME HERE I WILL SHOW YOU MY NOT TITS

[urnewkingbitch]

nah im good with not seeing your girly junk
but seriously
calm the fuck down
if you really need a cake fix then just go to the fucking dining room and be like hey dining room
i want a cake god damn it now give it to me
and then poof its there like one of your lame magic tricks

[hamburellakind]

THAT'S
THAT'S SO SIMPLE
I THINK
MY MIND IS FUCKED UP
FUCKING
LACK OF CAKE
AND
DAVE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD DO WITHOUT
I JUST
NEED YOU
NOOOOOOOW

[Yeah. That's a song.]

[urnewkingbitch]

your mind is always fucked dude

[PAUSE.]

i cant even fathom the levels of what you just said to me
not to mention quoting a song
are you going through some sort of withdrawal from questionable substances that i need to know about

[hamburellakind]

A SUBSTANCE
CALLED
CAKE
ALSO YOU ARE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE TODAY

[urnewkingbitch]

egbert
this is text
how would you know if i was looking better than normal or shittier than normal

[hamburellakind]

DAVE
LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW

[urnewkingbitch]

thats the last thing i want to do right now
just because you said it

[But he fucking looks out the window anyway.]

[hamburellakind]

HAHAHAHAHA
WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN CREEPY IF I WAS THERE?
BUT NO I JUST DRILLED A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL WHEN I GOT HERE
AND
BY THAT
I MEAN
WHEN I WOKE UP

[urnewkingbitch]

considering you have windy thing bullshit on your side i wouldnt be fucking surprised
are you serious
did you seriously drill a fucking hole in the wall between our rooms

[hamburellakind]

[Despite the fact that this proves he knows how the closets work and is just OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND thanks to no cake, he gets a pencil and shoves it through the hole. Which might be just at the right angle to make it clear that John could be watching him in his bed.]

HOW ELSE WILL I KEEP AN EYE ON YOU

[urnewkingbitch]

[See Dave. See Dave see the pencil. See Dave walk over to the offending pencil. See Dave take that fucking thing before returning to his desk.]

why do you even have a need to do that

[hamburellakind]

THE VOICES TOLD ME TO

HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT NO SERIOUSLY
I LIKE WATCHING YOU SLEEP
:)

[urnewkingbitch]

you are bringing in twilight levels of creep into this conversation
btw this is not a good thing

[hamburellakind]

LET ME BE
YOUR EDWARD
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU SPIDER MONKEY