-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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[forevercapslock]

THAT REALLY ISN'T GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

[forevercapslock]

Gog, will you LET GO ALREADY?

[hamburellakind]

I WILL.

[He lets go and falls face-first onto the floor.]

HEHEHEHEHE.

[forevercapslock]

What the fuck is wrong with you.

[hamburellakind]

[He rolls over.]

I'M A HOMOSEXUAL?

[forevercapslock]

[.....Well that's a jarring revelation.]

How is that something that can be wrong?

[hamburellakind]

IT'S NOT WRONG. IT IS JUST A FACT. A FACTOID.

OH LOOK I'M ON THE FLOOR AND YOU ARE STANDING.

[PANTSTOUCH. Don't you wish you were Pantskat now?]

[forevercapslock]

[STEEEEEPPING out of your reach now, floor!John.]

Amazing deduction there, Egbert.

[hamburellakind]

[Noooo the paaaaants.]

KARKAT. YOU DON'T LIKE ME. OTHER YOU DOESN'T LIKE ME. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[DOOFDOOFDOOFDOOFDOOFDOOFHEADONFLOORDOOF.]

[forevercapslock]

Stop being such a wiggler and get the fuck up!

[hamburellakind]

[He gets up, all slumpy.]

I LOVE YOU. THERE I SAID IT. NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

[forevercapslock]

I will take my pants off for an angry honeybadger before I take them off for you.

[hamburellakind]

SO YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY?

OKAY.

I AM A HONEYBADGER ARARARARARAR.

[He's making fangs with his fingers. Arararar.]

[forevercapslock]

[No, John. No.]

Get. Out.

[hamburellakind]

WHY SO CRUEL? WHAT DOTH LIFE, LOVE, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?

[HE'S SO TIRED HE CAN'T THING STRAIGHT. So he collapses against a wall and starts snoring. Yaaaay sugar crashes.]

[forevercapslock]

[....uuuuuuuuuuuh

the only answer is for Karkat to poke him

so

pooooooooke]