-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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text; idek he's a jackass, i'm sorry 8|

[idkmybfftrash]

Go on a diet?

[idkmybfftrash]

If they were chocolate I would give even less of a shit.

Inside your apparently vacant skull.

[hamburellakind]

YOU'RE SO CLEVER
THE CLEVEREST
ALSO KIND OF AN ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU

[idkmybfftrash]

[omfg why is he even still talking to this kid. He's rolling his eyes so hard.]

Are you incapable of holding onto one thought past five seconds or are you on something?

[hamburellakind]

HONESTLY
I JUST
YOU'RE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I CAN'T HELP IT
AND
I ONLY HAVE
ONE CAKE LEFT
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?????

[idkmybfftrash]

You think I'm funny now you should see me mad in person. It's a fucking riot.

[Aka, come let me melt your face off your skull, twerp. It's hilarious. Really. Keywords relevant.]

Alert the media.

[hamburellakind]

I AM THE MEDIA!!!!!!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[idkmybfftrash]

Can't you just pull whatever shit you want out of the closets? Why don't you just ask the nice closet for more cake?

[hamburellakind]

BECAUSE
I
FORGOT
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKHEAD
I'M GOING TO GET SOME NOW

[Although it's honestly more tempting to terrorize you further. :|a]

[idkmybfftrash]

Good fucking riddance.

[You make him want to kill himself. Go now. Go away. Go far away. :| ]

[hamburellakind]

BEST
FUCKING
CAKE
EVER

[NO.]

[idkmybfftrash]

I'm thrilled for you. Really. I am.

[hamburellakind]

CEL
E
BRATE
GOOD
TIMES
COME ON

[idkmybfftrash]

I'll celebrate when you choke on your cake and die in a sad puddle of colored icing and sprinkles.

[hamburellakind]

THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DIE
YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THAT
JUST AS I WILL BE CELEBRATING IT
IN HELLLLLLLLLL

[idkmybfftrash]

Trust me, I will. There'll be banners and drinking and maybe even a fucking parade. Highlight of my year.