ACTION 008

[hamburellakind]

[One day, two almost kind of siblings were sitting in Jade's room and hanging out. And then suddenly something like THIS happened!!!!]

...Jade, I know what we're going to do today.
What is it?
We're going to learn the real, actual, Single Ladies dance.
Really?! But how? We can't exactly look online here.
...Oh yeah. Hmm

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[itsahotone]

[Santana's wandering around, looking hot in shorts and a shirt that does not actually show off a lot, because she is in the middle of worrying about the size of her boobs, thanks Puck. That is really all that is needed to known for this tag.

Oh, and when she notices the children~ being all giggly and suspicious, she rolls her eyes and tries so very hard to just walk right by unscathed.]

[hamburellakind]

[Hey it's that Santana girl! She knows Kurt!

Now to make this quest-related.]

Good morrow, fair maiden! We are on the hunt for a mythical beast!

[Hehehehehegigglesnort.]

[ironlass]

[ Oh! It's that pretty girl from that one time..]

Yes! We are off to learn its secrets!

[ Hehehe this is so great. ]

[itsahotone]

[Oh god, it's worse than she could have ever imagined.]

...Okay, are you guys like, high on pixie dust or something?

[hamburellakind]

Hehe, no! But we are on the hunt for a fairy! Uh, sort of.

[He looks at Jade, thinking for a moment, then grins.]

We're looking for our fairy dancefather!

[ironlass]

John!! What if we weren't supposed to reveal that we had a fairy dancefather?

[ She looks toward Santana and shakes her head. ]

You didn't hear that!

[itsahotone]

[Here, have some more staring.]

Fairy danc--

[Huh. Well that automatically makes her think of Kurt.]

And why are you looking for this fairy dancefather?

[hamburellakind]

So we can learn the secrets of his magical dance of...uh...individualized amazon warrior women!

[ironlass]

Exactly! We have gotten tired of our non-magical dance and have heard legends from afar about this mysterious man and his witchcraft moves.

[ No pixie dust here. But, she could totally go for some pixie stix. ]

[itsahotone]

[Now why does that turn of phrase sound familiar?]

...You're talking about Kurt Hummel, aren't you. [Yeah, noooow she's starting to see the benefit in talking to these two freaks.]

[hamburellakind]

Uh...this may in fact be the case!

[This is not pretendy enough, suddenly.]

Are you the...uh...princess! Who shows us the way?

[ironlass]

Oh yes fair princess, if you could lead us to his lair we would be most grateful to you!

[itsahotone]

[She isn't sure if she's amused or annoyed by all the princess crap.]

So you wanna know where Kurt lives. Yeah, sure. I have got to see this.

Follow me, tiny children.

[hamburellakind]

We are not children! We are bra--

[Whoa. She's wearing really small shorts!]

...--ve warriors.

[ironlass]

[ She grabs him by the arm and drags him, following Santana. Come dearest brother, there is a thing called legs that you use for walking! Try them out sometime. ]

Thank you, princess.

[itsahotone]

I really prefer queen, you know.

[Tra la la, walking and stuff!]