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hamburellakind

ACTION 008

Jul 10, 2011 00:29

[One day, two almost kind of siblings were sitting in Jade's room and hanging out. And then suddenly something like THIS happened!!!!]

...Jade, I know what we're going to do today.
What is it?
We're going to learn the real, actual, Single Ladies dance.
Really?! But how? We can't exactly look online here.
...Oh yeah. Hmm ( Read more... )

kura, kurt the mythical gay boy, kudou shinichi, jade, it's an epic journey, magical gay dance, santana, kurt, terezi, dave

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thisisherson July 12 2011, 03:19:55 UTC

[And at the fairy dancefather's humble abode, Kurt is entirely unaware that any of this is going on. Someone's looking for him? He wouldn't know. He's busy abusing the magic closet to get CDs from the future. The thought didn't really occur to him until he asked it for Lady Gaga CDs and it spit out an extra one with a crazy Lady Gaga motorcycle on the front. It's sort of strange, but whatever - it was born that way, and Mother Monster makes no mistakes. Sure, it's not the Fame Monster, but he's just a holy fool; oh baby it's so cruel, he's still in love with Judas baby. Lady Gaga has clearly become legendary while Kurt was gone, and she's on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge - she's on the edge of glory, and the point is that he's basically spent all day listening to it.

In other words, he's not terribly busy. It's like he's just begging for adventurers to knock on his door, seriously.]

hamburellakind July 12 2011, 03:23:21 UTC

[And they do! And the first thing out of John's mouth when Kurt opens the door is this:]

Hi! Uh-- you're gay, right?

itsahotone July 12 2011, 03:26:13 UTC

[Santana, who up to this point was still annoyed with the implications of ho-dom, hears John's question and bursts into NEVERENDING LAUGHTER.]

Okay, this whole trip? Now worth it.

ironlass July 12 2011, 03:40:43 UTC

[ Jade elbows her brother.

Rude, John, rude!!! ]

Sorry to disturb you fairy dancefather, but we have a request!

thisisherson July 12 2011, 05:06:21 UTC

[Kurt just stares, incredibly offended at first by John's forwardness. Then his face kind of settles into a more aloof expression. He turns his attention to John first.]

Yes, I am, not that it's any of your business.

[And then he blatantly turns to Jade, going to extra special lengths to ignore John and Santana. Jade's clearly the only decent person there.]

...What kind of request?

[It doesn't even occur to him to ask about the fairy dancefather title. It has a nice ring to it, and since Mike Chang isn't around there's no one else who could really hold that title.]

urnewkingbitch July 12 2011, 06:10:58 UTC

[Wow, John. Wow.]

Don't mind Egbert. There is no such thing as tact in his vocabulary.

[Obviously, somebody needs to teach him this.]

Harley and Egbert wanted to learn the dance from Single Ladies from you, and dragged me along for the ride.

[Not that Dave minds, honestly.]

hamburellakind July 12 2011, 06:18:10 UTC

[WHOOPS, time to blush like crazy. He didn't mean it like that, really!]

The dance of the...unattached womenfolk.

It's magical.

Yup.

[He feels so bad, you guys. D:]

itsahotone July 12 2011, 06:20:32 UTC

Yeah, magical's totally the word for it.

[These kids are way too polite. Santana's just going to push her way past them all and into Kurt's room, then flop onto the bed.]

I'm here to watch. [And laugh, obviously.]

ironlass July 12 2011, 06:31:54 UTC

Pleaaaaase teach us! We have been on such a long and difficult journey just to find you!

[ It's true. They got lost and fought dragons and stuff. Totally legit. ]

urnewkingbitch July 12 2011, 07:09:12 UTC

This sayin' you've got the time for it.

[God, guys, he could be busy.]

thisisherson July 12 2011, 18:36:55 UTC

[And Dave quickly replaces Jade as the most decent person there, but Jade hasn't been terrible, so she can hang out near the top of that list. He eyes them all, even Santana back over on his bed.]

It's extremely offensive that you all assume I would know it, just because I happen to be gay...

[He's trying really hard to be upset about it, but one - they are correct, and two - his body clock is already resetting, screaming that IT IS NOW BEYONCE TIME. How could he ever resist the opportunity to show off his perfect Single Ladies routine?]

...But I'm sure if I can teach it to an entire football team made up of mostly homophobic thugs, I can teach it to a few middle school kids.

[And he steps aside to let them in, and then heads over to the closet to get 100% necessary costumes.]

hamburellakind July 12 2011, 22:55:24 UTC

[:D JUST AS PLANNED. Sort of.]

Thank you, fairy dancefather!

[And he trots in. Let's do some pre-dance stretches! \o\ /o/]

itsahotone July 12 2011, 23:01:45 UTC

[Meanwhile, Santana's rolling her eyes and reclining back on the bed, getting all comfy in her super short shorts.]

I didn't assume anything, twinkle toes. I just told them they were assuming correctly.

ironlass July 13 2011, 01:42:27 UTC

Yeah, thanks!

[ She follows John eagerly.

And costumes?

You are now one of Jade's favorite people, fairy dancefather! ]

urnewkingbitch July 13 2011, 01:46:01 UTC

[Dave follows along, and leans against the wall as he waits. This will be interesting to watch and participate in.]

thisisherson July 13 2011, 02:59:35 UTC

[Kurt comes back with several costumes in tow, gently tossing them, tossing them at each of his new students. The girls get leotards and heels (and Jade gets tights so Jaime can stop accusing Kurt of being a pedophile) and the boys all get sparkly unitards and ties - the costumes look something like this.]

Here's the standard Single Ladies uniform, adapted as necessary. Once everyone is changed, we'll push the furniture aside and get started!

[He'll even be polite and let them all steal his bathroom to change first. Just don't touch his moisturizing products.]

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