-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

[hamburellakind]

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))

Comments

[skater_lynx]

About what? I don't even know you but I'm curious now~

[hamburellakind]

it's probably a boy thing
um
definitely a boy thing

[skater_lynx]

I AM A GUY!

...that icon ffff

[hamburellakind]

i know!!!
i just
i don't know what to say about it
other than that
sorry
it's really kind of embarrassing!!!

You haven't seen anything..

[skater_lynx]

Just spit it out before you sound like an asshole!

...assless chaps?

[hamburellakind]

um
uh
oh!
i could filter this!

[And then, he filtered it to Haru only!]

um so
i kind of got a
uh
what is the word
a boner?

Oh there's more...

[skater_lynx]

An erection..a stiffy. You know when your penis is up and excited. If it's morning and you're waking up that's morning wood.

ffffff oh boy

[hamburellakind]

i
yeah
it's all those things
well not the morning one i guess
but
yeah
and i can't make it go away
will it fall off if it stays like this too long or something???

I could keep going....which is sad.

[skater_lynx]

....You're joking.

fffff I actually blanked on what he should say and then boner made me giggle >.>

[hamburellakind]

no i'm
pretty serious!!
i've never
uh
had this happen like this
before
it's not like in the morning or anything

*snerk*

[skater_lynx]

Well the easiest and painful way is to slam a book on it. Cold showers work sometimes. The nicest thing you can do is to touch it.

[hamburellakind]

i uh
won't do the book thing
that sounds awful
but maybe a shower yeah
and
yeah
i'll try the shower

[skater_lynx]

Aw~ Spoil Sport. You chose the easiest and boring-est thing. Try the touching thing sometime. You might not come out of your room for awhile~

[hamburellakind]

well
um
i've never uh
done that
so
um

[skater_lynx]

Well that's your fault. Shame on you.

[hamburellakind]

isn't it more shameful to do it?
you'll go blind and all that stuff?
haha
um
but no i just
haven't done it
before