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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

Jul 23, 2011 22:07

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))

( Also it's kind of NSFW. And he's too panicked to think to filter it. Whoops. )

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masukukunai July 24 2011, 05:33:13 UTC

What's up, kid? You look freaked out.

[He doesn't mean "up" literally, good lord.]

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 05:43:47 UTC

um
uh
um

[Are you sure it's not literally????]

i kind of have a medical issue
i guess
as in
a male medical issue
in
my pantsish
area

masukukunai July 24 2011, 05:53:51 UTC

[...Wow ok. Yousuke may be 18 but even he has to blush a little at this. What is maturity.]

--Kid, are you sure you should be talking about this kind of stuff here? Isn't there anyone that takes care of you in this place, or something?

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 05:59:14 UTC

uh well
no
not really
my dad isn't here and
uh i don't think i'd talk to him about this stuff anyway
it's uncomfortable!

masukukunai July 24 2011, 06:11:29 UTC

Jeez... Man, how do you do this. I've never had a little brother or anything--
What kind of a "pantsish" problem are we talking here?

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 06:17:47 UTC

i um
oh
okay here
i went camping
and the tent wouldn't come down
when i
asked it to

masukukunai July 24 2011, 06:25:44 UTC

...And it has to be that.

[Give him a second to stop reliving all his own unfortunate and humiliating encounters as a pubescent boy and think of something actually helpful to say.]

Well, whatever made it happen, stop doing it. Think about something else. Something really boring, like homework, or your grandma-- if you seriously can't fix it like that, go jump in a cold bath.

[This is the best and least-creepy advice he can give you, John 8|]

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 06:35:38 UTC

okay yeah people have been saying that
um
thanks
although
isn't it kind of...bad to think of your grandma at a time like this???

masukukunai July 24 2011, 06:40:10 UTC

Nah, it's about thinking unsexy things. You know. Not exciting.

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 22:07:31 UTC

haha um
oh
okay
i guess that
makes sense

masukukunai July 25 2011, 03:27:52 UTC

[SIGH this is so awkward.]

And you should probably learn how to block things-- You seriously don't have anyone here taking care of you? How old are you?

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 04:07:41 UTC

i'm 13
my dad just
hasn't gotten here yet
i guess

masukukunai July 25 2011, 04:12:59 UTC

Yeah, that's the right age...

I'm sorry kid, this is pretty much the worst thing not to have anyone to ask about. If what I told you doesn't work-- you're kind of up a creek.

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 04:31:42 UTC

yeah
and i just
miss my dad too
:(

masukukunai July 25 2011, 04:42:07 UTC

...Yeah, that's understandable. It's tough being out on your own.

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 05:04:07 UTC

it'd still be hard to talk to him about
this
though
haha

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