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hamburellakind

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

Jul 23, 2011 22:07

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))

( Also it's kind of NSFW. And he's too panicked to think to filter it. Whoops. )

bro strider, being thirteen forever is going to suck, dr. bhamba, diamonds droog, karkat, souji, santana, yousuke, terezi, haru, eway, text, puck

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forevercapslock July 24 2011, 18:57:45 UTC

WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM THIS TIME, JOHN?

hamburellakind July 24 2011, 22:24:19 UTC

wow
uh
i wish you hadn't worded it like that
um
but maybe you could help/
i mean
i don't know if you guys are the same as...guys like me
physically

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 00:38:05 UTC

WHAT, ARE YOU SICK OR SOMETHING?

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 00:57:14 UTC

it could be a sickness
of a sort
yes

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 01:02:52 UTC

OKAY. SO WHAT KIND OF HORRIFYING HUMAN DISEASE DO YOU HAVE?

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 01:16:03 UTC

um
an erection?

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 01:30:18 UTC

THAT IS A FUCKING STUPID NAME FOR A DISEASE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES.

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 01:36:18 UTC

i guess it's less of a disease
and more of an affliction

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 01:52:15 UTC

WHAT IN THE MOST INFINTESIMAL SHIT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE GIVEN IS THAT DISTINCTION SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 02:00:30 UTC

that it's normal but
maybe i'm doing it wrong
or
something
it's um
to do with
girls
i guess
or well
i guess you guys like guys too
so
um
it's about
romance?
and like
buckets........

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 03:16:06 UTC

WHAT ARE Y

OH
OH MY FUCKING GOD, EGBERT, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS WAS SOMETHING YOU NEEDED TO SHARE WITH THE ENTIRE HIVE? EVEN *YOU* SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH POWER IN YOUR TINY MAMMALIAN BRAIN TO FIGURE OUT HOW RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE AN IDEA THAT WAS.

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 04:10:29 UTC

i needed advice!
from a guy!
who
knew how to fix this!
i was panicked!!!!
what if it breaks or something what will i do then i need it to pee!!!!!

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 04:16:45 UTC

OKAY SHUT UP.
DON'T SAY ANY MORE WORDS.
ESPECIALLY NOT WORDS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR ALIEN ANATOMY OR BODILY FUNCTIONS.

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 04:35:51 UTC

fine
then i'm not helping you with any bucket issues
!!!!!

forevercapslock July 25 2011, 04:42:07 UTC

WHAT KIND OF ISSUES DO YOU THINK I WILL EVER HAVE WITH BUCKETS, YOU INCREDIBLE FUCKING MORON?

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 05:05:46 UTC

i
don't
know
jegus

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