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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

Jul 23, 2011 22:07

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))

( Also it's kind of NSFW. And he's too panicked to think to filter it. Whoops. )

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urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 00:21:28 UTC

lay down the specifics egbert
is it some bitch who wont take no for an answer
some stalker
or are you having some trouble with certain anatomy
spill it or im going to assume the worst

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 00:58:43 UTC

uh
well
for reference's sake
what would the worst be?

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 01:02:07 UTC

that i or somebody else will need to sit your ass down and give you the gay talk in addition to the talk

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 01:18:42 UTC

uhhhh
wait why would me being gay be the worst possible
you know what
never mind
because it isn't that
geez

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 01:23:27 UTC

i dont want to be the person giving you the talk dude its that simple
then what is it

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 01:37:18 UTC

you'll just make fun of me
:(

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 01:43:33 UTC

and why would i do that
scratch that stupid question
it depends on how serious it is
considering you said you needed some guys to talk to i can take a few guesses
promise i wont make fun
scouts honor and all that bullshit

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 01:49:58 UTC

um
well
something came up and it won't
go
down

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 01:58:58 UTC

...
ok well
have you tried a cold shower
or i guess you could put that hand to use but thats messy to say the least

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 02:26:16 UTC

i did shower
it
came back
and i've never
you know
done that
before
um

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 02:42:49 UTC

are you thinking of somebody
yes or no will be just fine unless you really want to say it

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 02:59:24 UTC

maybe...

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 03:01:44 UTC

ill take that as derp speak for yes and move along
have you tried thinking about the biggest turn off you have instead

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 03:09:16 UTC

yeah...
maybe it isn't my biggest
i don't know
it just comes back :(

urnewkingbitch July 25 2011, 03:13:02 UTC

ok then
follow this step-by-step process

[And Dave proceeds to tell John how to jack off.]

if you cant do that i guess i could try to help or you could get someone else to try
but itll be awkward for one or both parties

hamburellakind July 25 2011, 03:58:27 UTC

i
can't believe we are talking about this dave
i'm
you really said all that
okay
i guess i'm
touched
that you'd off
oh wow that is the wrong word to
i'm just
thanks dave
thank you
i can do this myself i think

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