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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 09 --

Jul 23, 2011 22:07

((Backdated to just after this horribly embarrassing event.))

( Also it's kind of NSFW. And he's too panicked to think to filter it. Whoops. )

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text; turn4bout July 24 2011, 05:56:04 UTC

WH4TS WRONG

turn4bout July 26 2011, 03:34:39 UTC

[ Terezi drags herself out from under the bed, but makes no effort to move from the floor. She's too busy sniffing. ]

You smell distressed, John! I wonder why, hehehehhee!

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 03:40:31 UTC

Um. No reason! But you should leave. Right now.

[Edging away oh jegus.]

turn4bout July 26 2011, 03:54:29 UTC

[ oh, what's this? terezi will grab John's foot and prod at it ]

Come on, you're being a jerk! What's wrong? I'm just being a concerned individual!

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 05:40:26 UTC

I...I'm not a jerk.

[:c]

This is embarrassing. Like...buckets embarrassing. Okay?

turn4bout July 26 2011, 06:17:46 UTC

[ She makes something between a gurgle and a squeak. ]

O-Oh, woah.

[ She picks herself off the floor and "stares." ]

Wh-what, wait, no, woah, with who? With who?! IT'S NOT DAVE, IS IT?!

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 06:29:24 UTC

N-- no! He's still yours!

It's not...exactly that. Nobody's going to have a baby. N...not that I could with a boy but I don't like boys that way anyway and--

Nnhngh it's just me! It's a solo...bucket...situation...

turn4bout July 26 2011, 06:36:39 UTC

I--

Are there imperial drones here?!

[ Terezi is backing up towards the window, looking slightly paranoid. ]

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 06:49:09 UTC

Wh-- no? I don't...know what that is...

[John's so thrown that he forgets to cover himself, instead letting his arms hang limply at his sides. Why did Terezi come here if she was going to freak out as much as him?!

...How'd she get in here in the first place?!]

turn4bout July 26 2011, 07:01:45 UTC

[ sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, nothing's behind the door. nothing's out the window or in the closet. ]

Wait, hold still.

[ Sniff, stepping closer to John, sniff. ]

There's something here...

[ sniff, sniff... ]

RIGHT--

[ crotch-point. ]

THERE.

[ KICKING JOHN IN THE CROTCH SOLVING ALL YOUR BONER PROBLEMS. ]

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 07:06:56 UTC

HUUUURK!

[John doubles over, not sure if he's going to throw up or just cry.]

T...Terezi why...?

turn4bout July 26 2011, 07:16:35 UTC

Did I get it?!

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 07:18:55 UTC

You got something...

[And he was afraid of breaking it by being nice to it!]

turn4bout July 26 2011, 07:29:24 UTC

[ VICTORY FIST THRUST TO THE SKY! ]

Yes!

hamburellakind July 26 2011, 07:40:03 UTC

Terezi, I think you bruised my penis.

[No use dancing around it now. Terezi sure didn't.]

turn4bout July 26 2011, 07:52:55 UTC

[ victory turns to >:? at the speed of light. ]

Huh?

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