-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 11 --

[hamburellakind]

hey guys!
so uh number one i am TOTALLY DEAF
number two
i can see sounds isn't that cool!!!!
and number three i think i found an ectobiology computer!
or well it's a biocomputer at least
but uh
so far the ectobabies i've made haven't come out right

[Read: the computer just keeps leaking that black slime stuff.]

any suggestions?
or requests?

[He

Comments

[epiccombo]

[Ectobiology? Ectobabies? What the hell?

Most, if not all of that, has gone flying right over Puck's head.]

...Have you turned into a mad scientist or something?

[hamburellakind]

i was always the mad scientist, puck
it was me

but no
back home i kind of got to make clones of me and my friends
and send them back in time
so they could be us
and the way i made them sounds like something this computer could do
you know
maybe
so i was trying to make babies out of people here in wonderland
as an experiment

[epiccombo]

Seriously? Clones?

...Why the hell would you want to make babies out of the people here? I mean, what's the point?

[hamburellakind]

[To see what it would be like if Santana loved him back.]

...No particular reason. It's just for fun.

I tried to make you a baby, though!

[epiccombo]

Okay, well, whatever--

Wait, what?

[Puck's totally glaring now.]

Don't screw around with me.

[Yup, someone just hit a sore spot.]

[hamburellakind]

We-- well, it was an experiment! I just wondered if two boys could make a baby through ectobiology! The trolls do it that way, I guess, so you know, maybe it's possible!

[epiccombo]

[If this wasn't a huge issue for Puck, he probably would be all excited about John's experiments. But he's just not. Sorry, John. 8( ]

That's not something you screw around with. What if it worked and there was a baby?

...I switched to talking for the last two oops

[hamburellakind]

it'd probably be gone by the end of the event anyway!
i just wanted to see what they'd look like!

[epiccombo]

Oh, and another thing: what the hell do you mean, you wanted to see if two boys could make a baby?

[hamburellakind]

uh
well
i was trying to think of more couples but
i don't know any
but i know you and kurt are from the same place
and you're not trolls so it made me
you know
wonder

[epiccombo]

What the- Me and Hummel?

No freaking way, dude. I have no idea what you're thinking but there's just no way.

We're totally not a couple.

[hamburellakind]

i didn't think you were!
i just figured you guys would be compatible since you're friends?

[Although the more he protests, the more John WONDERS.]

i didn't mean to imply something
sorry

[epiccombo]

Yeah, man, we're friends. That's it.

...This is garbage. First you mess around with making a kid, then you-

[He cuts himself off. He can't even say it.]

Ugh, never mind.

[hamburellakind]

i'm really sorry!
um
is there anything i can do to make it up to you?
do you have any requests?

[epiccombo]

Look, just stop with the science stuff and...

Play more video games or something less weird.

[hamburellakind]

uh
okay!
got it!