-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 11 --
hey guys!
so uh number one i am TOTALLY DEAF
number two
i can see sounds isn't that cool!!!!
and number three i think i found an ectobiology computer!
or well it's a biocomputer at least
but uh
so far the ectobabies i've made haven't come out right
[Read: the computer just keeps leaking that black slime stuff.]
any suggestions?
or requests?
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so uh number one i am TOTALLY DEAF
number two
i can see sounds isn't that cool!!!!
and number three i think i found an ectobiology computer!
or well it's a biocomputer at least
but uh
so far the ectobabies i've made haven't come out right
[Read: the computer just keeps leaking that black slime stuff.]
any suggestions?
or requests?
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pretty much learning sign language and chillin in relative silence
so how the fuck do you see sounds
...
wait hold the fucking phone
you tried to make more ectobabies?
oh my god egderp why do you want to be a teenage parent so badly
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your name's a red triangle
and jade's is a green smiley face
well i figure they'll be gone by the end of the event!
and idk man
maybe the game got to me
sburb got inside me
and i am compelled
compelled to make sins against man and god
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why a triangle?
is that a euphemism of some sort egbert
are you pining after me while im pining after someone else while that someone else is pining after you??
i thought we were bros man
i thought we shared shit like this with each other
fuck i feel like ive missed an important memo and now im like that chump at the office staring dumbly at his computer screen trying to figure out how this really old memo was missed
fucking hell you must be starting to go grimdark
have you tried any other combinations
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i hope it's not that complicated
but if i'm going to be bisexuals with you
it is only fair that we have a girl involved
to keep it truly bi
blub burg blah bluh grimdark
yes
but no i'm not
and yes i have
i tried you and jade
it didn't work
i guess karkat's chart is wrong for sure
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no wait i think i figured out the triangle
it goes like this
me->you->santana
or you know alchemy and know thats the symbol for fire
or was it water
too many fucking triangles
that makes no sense egbert
but yes it does
and no it doesnt
i swear you fantasize dirty dirty things because of that chart
dont you feel even remotely ashamed for shipping your own sister with me and my own psychoanalyzing fruedian sister with you?
did you try that eridan guy with anybody
i hope you didnt id hate to see that pompous douches kids
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um
i dunno!
[So embarrassing for him to mention Santana!]
ew
you are making this out to be worse than it is
and oh god
now i really want to make eridan babies
but who with????????
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with you since youre the one gung-ho about that guy reproducing to make more colorist pompous douchebags
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on second thought no eridan babies
and hey
hey
HEY
i know where babies come from
ectobiology obviously
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no egbert
its what happens when two women love each other and decide to do the horizontal tango without a baby blocker
or two guys decide shit lets adopt a kid
or two teenagers who have no idea what the fuck sex is and whoops now weve got a pregnant teenager what do
[Dave is going through music withdrawal, John, isn't it obvious?]
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only teenagers who fuck sex accidentally
have kids
so i guess we're on the same page
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