-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 12 --

[hamburellakind]

hey guys!
so uh
i went to check on santana and she didn't answer me
i didn't want to go in but
well
anyway
if anyone's seen her
you know
i'd like to know

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[urnewkingbitch]

havent seen her since the tim episode
give it a week or so bro

want me to come over

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

karkat is coming over for a not-pity party
since terezi is gone
which you are probably also sad about
so yes
i think that would be appropriate, dave

[urnewkingbitch]

yeah i know shes not
noticed she wasnt on the list and shit
aight what should i bring from the closet of magical goodies

[hamburellakind]

hmm
super smash bros?
so we can beat karkat at it?

[urnewkingbitch]

dig out that motherfuckin wii were getting brawl
well have to tell him that jigglypuff is the best brawler
or that peach has the best final smash
fuck those two btw theyre useless but i guess if youre really good at it youd just murder people with peach and jigglypuff
still
fuckin
useless

[hamburellakind]

hehehe
we'll win big time
and then we all switch so he can feel good too
since his troll girlfriend is gone

[urnewkingbitch]

i dont know if i even can switch bro
besides hed probably be super pissed if we did that
more so than usual
he might even have a fuckin aneurysm from the amount of anger that will bubble up from us letting him win
it wont be a blood vessel exploding itll be his entire goddamn head
do you really want that on your shoulders egbert
can you handle that

[hamburellakind]

hey i thought you were bi
aren't you all about switching
but yeah
no
i don't want to kill karkat with his own raging weakness

[urnewkingbitch]

egderp please
please
im not going to tap that vantas ass any time soon if thats what youre insinuating
do you really want me to lay it on heavy for you
because i so can
ill have you swooning on the floor faster than a new york minute
yeah bloods hard to clean up bro

[hamburellakind]

geez
i meant in the game
i was just teasing!!
geez geez
your bisexuality is just ironic isn't it dave????????
so you can sex up guys too and it'll be SO IRONIC

1/2

[urnewkingbitch]

oh yeah
i ironically seem to be turned on by the glasses buck teeth and seriously blue eyes
want to thread my fingers in that black hair of yours because im sure it feels like the finest silk ever spun
its like you fell from heaven right into my lap
one of those that are all look but dont touch or else bad things happen
all the while im ironically thinking that holy shit do i want to just

[urnewkingbitch]

play video games with you while making everyone think ive got a boyfriend who happens to be stridersexual and heterosexual

also im grabbing drinks while im getting the game
like hell are we going to be without sugar in our systems

[hamburellakind]

uh...

[John's not sure how much of that as seriously, and frankly he...didn't get all of it. But it makes him blush and fidget so if Dave's willing to let it go, okay!]

sugar makes brawling better
yes

[urnewkingbitch]

ok just tell me when you want me over and we can get this party started

[hamburellakind]

[HE DOES SO AND IF KRISTEN WANTS TO PLAY THIS OUT MAYBE WE CAN...?]