-- ectoBiologist [EB] began (accidentally) pestering entranceway 15 --

[hamburellakind]

[John didn't necessarily mean to show of his roleplaying ability, but he's apparently going to.

By getting caught on tape while he runs around the halls of the mansion holding his arms out in front of him and going WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Kinda like this. I mean this.]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!

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[Action]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Terezi needs to stop handing him shit, but whatever. He is roleplaying as her forensics team all by his lonesome and he can fucking do it himself.

Dave's trying to make sure the stack of shit doesn't fall as he makes his way back to his room. Why she had to do that, he has no fucking idea, but that's normal for Terezi.

Wait, what's that noise?

No, John, stop! Sit! Stay! HEEL!]

[action forever]

[hamburellakind]

[Oh crap, he can't stop!]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH FUCK!

[COLLISION!]

[urnewkingbitch]

FUCK!

[And they go falling down to the ground in a crumpled heap. Dave has the wind (lulz) knocked out of him. The shit goes FLYING, too.]

Holy shit, man, you're heavier than you look.

[hamburellakind]

No, I just fell from so high--

Oh, shit wait.

I was just really high up when I fell!

[John gets to his feet, blushing in embarrassment at the stupid thing he did.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave just lies there because it's ironic. Totally not because ow that fucking hurt.]

Yeah, you fell like a fuckin' cinder block of fail. Did the wind crap out on you?

[Hopefully, none of that shit broke or else he'll be pissed.]

[hamburellakind]

Hehehe, you just startled me I guess!

[He helps Dave up, friendleader style!!!!!!!!]

[urnewkingbitch]

Are you guilty of somethin' I should know about?

[Aw, aren't you a good friend! He'll take the help.]

[hamburellakind]

What? Why do you ask?

[urnewkingbitch]

Guilty people are startled easily.

[hamburellakind]

But what would I have to be guilty about?

[God, he is just so clueless!]

[urnewkingbitch]

That's what I was askin' you, Egbert.

[The most clueless, GOD.]

Maybe you're guilty 'cause you found out who your mirror's significant other is?

[hamburellakind]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

He's dating Kurt's mirror?

[urnewkingbitch]

Nope. Wanna try again?

[NOW THAT DAVE'S OVER IT, he can laugh forever at everyone's reaction to it.]

[hamburellakind]

Wait so...you're saying i was guilty because I landed on you and I know who he's dating?

...

He's dating your mirror?!

[BIGGEST TWIST YET.]

But...

[urnewkingbitch]

Ding ding ding, give Flyboy a prize.

[lol'ing.]

My mirror seems fine with it. Hopefully he won't die or go crazy.

[hamburellakind]

But why would I feel guilty-- WAIT. Wait.

Dave.

I am not a homosexual.