-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 21 accidentally --

[hamburellakind]

[John is on your screen, ladies and gentlemen. John does not know this. John is having some pretendy funtimes

Comments

[itsahotone]

This is so gross.

[hamburellakind]

um.
embarrassing!
but idk about gross.

[itsahotone]

No, four-eyes, it's definitely gross.

[hamburellakind]

what's
gross about it?
i didn't even bring out the fake slime!

[itsahotone]

Everything. Duh. And ew, slime? God, someone should just put you out of your misery and get it over with.

[She gives him a scrutinizing look.]

How are you not covered in bruises already, anyway?

[hamburellakind]

wh
are you saying you want me to die?!
but
santana...

[itsahotone]

[No, that's probably a step too far, even for someone so very loserific and beneath her.]

Maybe just locked away so no one has to look at you.

[hamburellakind]

gosh, i'm not that bad!
why are you being so mean?

[itsahotone]

Hello? Have you seen me? [Yeah, take a good look, Johnny. She works that uniform like it's her armor job. Cause it kinda is.] I am a winner. That means I don't have to do anything I don't want to.

[hamburellakind]

[Oh God, that uniform.]

so you want to be mean?
i thought you were better than that...

[itsahotone]

Better? I am better. Better than you, and that means I'm already wasting my time.

See you around, Wind Boy. Watch your step, though. [She practically cackles maniacally.]

[hamburellakind]

um.
okay.

[Wind boy? Weird, he hasn't done his windy thing in a while...

He tries to blow his lamp over and only manages to make it wobble a little. Huh.]