-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 23 --

[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[urnewkingbitch]

im mildly disturbed now
wait
holy shit its the 7th already
damn it and i was planning on sleeping for the entire day
forgetting that this day existed
no im not watching con air with you unless youre streaming that shit

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

I could point the camera at the video!

I mean if you're really into the idea of streaming.

You lazy bum.

[Yeah, well, TEXT FOREVER GOD]

[urnewkingbitch]

thats perfectly acceptable
hey
hey
no you did not just quote kingdom hearts at me
because of you i stayed up at balls o clock trying to finish that damn game for three days straight
three fucking days of my life spent on that game all at once
it was one hell of a party ill admit that
oh goddamn it now youve got me started on quoting shit
even if its from a quality game ie dmc

GOD

[hamburellakind]

Hehehe.

Shut up you loved it.

And you are kind of a lazy bum, dude.

[audio]

[exiled_torch]

..human what?

[WHAT ARE MOVIES?!?!?]

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

Movies! Uh, they're kind of like images of plays captured so you can watch them whenever you want.

[audio forever!!]

[exiled_torch]

Oh.

[master of conversation right here.]

[hamburellakind]

Come watch some!

[Video]

[wingofsalvation]

I don't really understand, but happy birthday to Mr. Cage.

[hamburellakind]

Oh, uh, well. He's not a person here! He's from back home. He's an actor? Do you...know what that is?

[That's such a complicated thing to think about with the guy who's probably buddies with Mickey Mouse.]

In which the narration is obviously insane.

[wingofsalvation]

Like from a play?

[Dude, it's not his fault he's basically lived the life of a Disney princess trapped in a castle. How dare you, John. His relationship with Mickey Mouse has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT GOSH.]

lmfao

[hamburellakind]

[Nodnod!]

Yeah, basically. But instead of the play being on a stage it's sort of recorded so people can watch it over and over! Make sense?

[itsahotone]

[DEAR SWEET LORD WHY IS THAT FACE THERE]

Oh my god, are you trying to give us all nightmares?

[hamburellakind]

Only if you really can't handle Wickerman, hehe. You're probably tougher than that, though!

[itsahotone]

Of course I am.

Whatever the hell that is.

[hamburellakind]

Ooh, it's a great one, I'll put it in!

[This means he expects you to visit, Santana.]

video

[40410]

[ oh hey it's that kid he harassed at the party talking to him would be mildly embarrassing and furthermore -- wait, did he say movies all day? ]

He's God's gift to something.

[ Don't mind Alex. He just has Opinions about the Wicker Man remake. ]

[hamburellakind]

What do you mean by that?

[This guy is weird.]