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[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life
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wait
holy shit its the 7th already
damn it and i was planning on sleeping for the entire day
forgetting that this day existed
no im not watching con air with you unless youre streaming that shit
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I mean if you're really into the idea of streaming.
You lazy bum.
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hey
hey
no you did not just quote kingdom hearts at me
because of you i stayed up at balls o clock trying to finish that damn game for three days straight
three fucking days of my life spent on that game all at once
it was one hell of a party ill admit that
oh goddamn it now youve got me started on quoting shit
even if its from a quality game ie dmc
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Shut up you loved it.
And you are kind of a lazy bum, dude.
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sleeping in until noon does not a lazy ass make
let sleeping cats lie man
need my fucking beauty rest or i turn into goddamn frollo crossed with cousin it with the temper of a berserk maleficent in her dragon form
shit gets serious egbert
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Anyway, you at least have to make an appearance, lazy!
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im getting my makeup on and taking the fucking curlers out of my hair
not to mention washing off that hideously green facial
i could destroy brad pitts face with how bad i look right now
why would i do a silly thing like that?
now if you had said theres a hayley williams or ryan reynolds party
that wouldve been very different
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There are hot ladies in Nic Cage movies! Geez.
Wait, Ryan Reynolds, really?
[Should he start working out or-- er --wow, never mind, blushing forever instead.]
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at every possible chance i get i will be there to cause massive amounts of disappointment to that horrible game
my title will be renamed to valkyrie because fuck yeah norse shit
none of them are williams
none have her energy or her hair
yeah reynolds
hes a goddamn comedic gold mine
not to mention he made brief appearances in the x files scrubs and other movies
shit the only romcom i will admit to sincerely liking is the proposal
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I think she'd be upset if she knew you were that in love with her hair, man.
Hehehe, you sound like imdb. But, uh, I didn't know you liked him that much!
[He could stand to bulk up a bit, right?]
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dude her hair is amazing
id let her do whatever she wanted with it
but shes got a hell of a lot of musical talent and shes got a personality i can dig
so hush or ill bring up liv tyler
stfu
i dig his comedy and hes been in some great shows and films
whats not to like
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Her hair is fake and dumb. And fake. And don't you dare, Liv is mine.
Yeah, I bet he's totally hilarious and therefore hot because of it and you'd just do things to him all over the place.
[Oh, does he sound upset? He doesn't notice.]
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are you
jealous?
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...He can try and transition into a joke though.]
...Hehehehe, got you. That was hilarious. Come to my party.
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alright fine ill come
do i need to bring anything or did you get that shit all set up
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