-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 23 --

[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[wingofsalvation]

I don't really understand, but happy birthday to Mr. Cage.

[hamburellakind]

Oh, uh, well. He's not a person here! He's from back home. He's an actor? Do you...know what that is?

[That's such a complicated thing to think about with the guy who's probably buddies with Mickey Mouse.]

In which the narration is obviously insane.

[wingofsalvation]

Like from a play?

[Dude, it's not his fault he's basically lived the life of a Disney princess trapped in a castle. How dare you, John. His relationship with Mickey Mouse has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT GOSH.]

lmfao

[hamburellakind]

[Nodnod!]

Yeah, basically. But instead of the play being on a stage it's sort of recorded so people can watch it over and over! Make sense?

[wingofsalvation]

Oh, that's neat! How does that work?

[hamburellakind]

[While John has a basic idea of how making movies works, he kind of figures he wouldn't be able to convey it very coherently, so instead of answering seriously, he blurts:]

Magic!

[And then promptly remembers that magic is real for Ventus and he'll probably take him seriously.]

Uh-- kidding. It's kind of like painting a series of...pictures? And then flipping through them really fast? Uh--

[Yeah, he shouldn't have tried.]

[wingofsalvation]

Oh, I get it. Then it's like they're moving! Does it really capture every movement?

[hamburellakind]

Yep! It's gotten really advanced where I come from. If you wanna see some you should come to my room!

[Note to self: hide all Disney movies.]

[wingofsalvation]

That sounds like a good idea! Where's your room?

[He will so be there.]

You can tell me more about this actor, too!

[hamburellakind]

[John gives him the room number.]

Don't worry! I totally will.

[wingofsalvation]

[Ven's there in no time, and knocks on John's door.]

[hamburellakind]

[John lets him in, grinning ear to ear.] Come on in!

[If Ven cares to look around, he might notice some more interesting posters.]