JUST ONE MORE FUCKING HIT

[hamburgerhelper]

I forgot I had a little packet of soy sauce in my bookbag from yesterday, it exploded and now my bag reeks of soy. I have absolutely nothing better to do. I'm in study hall right now surrounded by around 30-40 testosterone pumped la salle guys. Sometimes that can be fun, other times its just boring and fucking annoying. I think I have to stop

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[myorangekazoo]

i believe william's substance of choice was ale... when he wrote, he was a drunk man. particularly for midsummer night's dream and hamlet.

woah, is he the man.

Ale's the answer

[hamburgerhelper]

Now Hamlet, that's a good play. Speaking of alcohol induced works, I'm going to an aquabats (crazy happy cool ska/punk band) show on June 18th and I desperately need to learn how to skank by that date. Please Master Addie, you're my only hope (I'm catching up on my star wars as I type this).

[booyah2525]

Nice touch with the bag. I remember one time a pixie stick exploded in my bag and there was pixie dust lol all over the place, and then all my shit was covered in it for the next few months, the stuff wouldn't go away. damn. anyway, illegal turkish websites, eh? Cant say I've ever been...

haha I wish

[hamburgerhelper]

Shit, I wish Pixie sticks exploded in my book bag. Make everything all tasty. I remember one day me and my friends snorted pixie sticks...I saw some crazy stuff...scary stuff. Heroin aint got nothin on pixie sticks.