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work
i think that if i were sitting in the first row behind home plate on a nationally televised baseball game i would not answer or talk on my cell phone but thats just me. if you go to college and youre not taking classes about monkeys you are a fool -
where's sampson
i just shot 17 under par in Hal's Hole in One Golf for SNES... thats got to be some kind of record. -
hurricane looting party
looting. frisbee. heavy drinking. this is what I expect from Hurricane Rita.
fuck you tom delay -
i should go to germany
some of you may or may not know that germany is amoung the greatest and best countries in the world. in fact i dont really know this for sure, but its just a hunch. i think i could get pretty famous there somehow. im already really famous in england, i met quite a few people in south america there who work for Ford and various publishing houses. i ( Read more... ) -
it is easy to be a bum in davis
last night i got some of the best car sleep ever. i think i set some kind of record for most consecutive hours and most vivid dreams. i really impressed myself ( Read more... ) -
Why must you turn this house into a House of Lies?!
-you want some more cinamon crisps, he asked ( Read more... ) -
money
apparently now is a good time to enter the exciting field of truck driving, also PhD programs in cultural geography.