I have realised something.

My parents may have been brother and sister.

Since everyone else is doing it...

Dear, may I take your name when we get married?

*is disturbed out of Peter Mansbridgeness*

WHAT IN ERU'S NAME ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!!

...

What am I doing in bed with Anthony Hopkins?

I am engaged!

I should be happy, except that this elf guy was watching me getting "decanonised" and Bilbo dug his eyes out with a spork and then the elf kept grinning at me with empty eye sockets and tried to give me flowers and I ran off to hide and he stuck his tongue out at me and his skin turned green and healed over where his eyes wereI am ( Read more... )

OUT OF CANON!

Oh my.

Um, sir?

Hamfast hums a little tune as he tidies his garden tools and gets ready for supper. He wipes most of the dirt from his hands with a handkerchief he then returns to his back pocket when finished with it. A few hours after the hottest part of the day, the sun hangs low on the horizon ( Read more... )

( I'm a Gamgee and I italicise (except for this instance, where I don't); therefore I am )

Other folks are acting all queer again.

Oh well.

*gardens even more*