OH MY GOD LORDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hammah]

SO you wont believe what I heard today. You know that Chris Oliver kid? yea well I guess he is metrosexual. I mean I always thought he was with those shirts he wears, and one time I saw him in a grocery store with some jap kid buying fruit. looked pretty flaming to me. but yea I guess its true. He wants people to thinnk that he likes the penis but

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[eitakppurk]

i read it without you telling me or anything

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[hammah]

you are damn artsy.

[chipboy]

Naw, man. Chris Oliver is all about the dickin'. I done fucked him eight times last week alone. You should see him suck cock. When he's going at it, you can hear the angels singing. That's because every time Chris Oliver sucks a D, an angel gets its wings.

And you shutchyo mouf 'bout my Umbar. She's as clean as a Spanish whistle (and that's pretty damned clean). As for Desiree? Well, yeah. She's even more about the cock than Christ Oliver. That started out as a typo, but I decided I like it.

Re: dave

[hammah]

you rock

Re: aww

[chipboy]

I shall always defend your honor.

Or my name isn't Daveyboy Robinson, owner of Dave's Tavern.