Yea and God said to Abraham...

[hammygoodness]

"You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Oh, I'm sorry.. is this better? Check... Check... Check... Jerry pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here

Comments

[emilijas]

best of luck...for the urine test and beyond...

[thecrashmonkey]

Man I hope your urine does better than mine. Mine always does the ABACAD all the way down the column. SO embarassing.

[anonymous]

You know, Cory, a low score on your urine test limits where you'll be accepted to college.

-Ethan

[stopevilrobots]

Have you been studying? Remember not to pee in the wind, and don't eat yellow snow. Gravity is your ally, but you can't count on it or your steady hand to guide your stream through the rim's opening; lift the seat. You don't want demerits for splatters.

Also, drink like a gallon of water, or as much as you can, about an hour before your test. That way your evaluators won't be disgusted by your cloudy, pungent, concentrated waste.

Cory = log(Poo)

[bocephusjonez]

Cory,

I got your message. As I entered the lab this morning I was questioned about its origin by several people who had seen it. You ass.

Just be prepared for a counteroffensive, probably at your thesis defense and probably involving Bugles.

Re: Cory = log(Poo)

[hammygoodness]

Just be careful, Brian, as at my thesis defense I will be entering to the Star Wars Imperial March and will be in no mood for unwanted corn snacks.

However, I suggest that at my defense, during a lull in my speaking, you open up a 2-liter bottle of soda and pour some out into a cup while the person sitting next to you whispers loudly, "Psst! Pass the soda!"

Glug, glug, glug.

Cory